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Don't Steal!! I was just sitting at home one warm spring morning, when I decided to go to the mall [St. Vital] and steal some stuff. The shopping list was inexistent. I went to Spencer's Gift Shop and stole some Tit Mints, then over to Randy River to get some bracelets. I never did get the bracelets. Then I headed over to Wal-Mart. Nothing really caught my eye. So I just grabbed a pair of scissors. Evidently, when I was walking out, a rather huge white guy in a tan shirt runs up behind me and pulls my arms behind my back. Another guy came in front of me and snatched the scissors from me they rushed me inside asking if I had any drugs on my persons "No", I mean really why would I bring some weed with me. I'd just be more fucked, but yeah. I got caught, stupid me. Security was pretty cool to me though. But if I had the chance again, I would stab them with the scissors. FUCK YOU WAL-MART. So if you have to steal, don't be a dumb-fuck. [security filled in the wrong address on my Notice Prohibiting Entry, putting Lakeroad Bay instead of Lake Grove Bay] Hmm, Lakeroad almost sounds like Lake Grove...I guess. What
a knob. But really how would they know if I ever went back. I mean I have
already and exactly Jack-Shit has happened. I guess it works on some people. What An Asshole Sadly it rained so the bike helmet chained to my bike filled with water and this little ticked. [it is a picture of Mickey Mouse holding a sign that says 'Thanks for parking so close Next time leave a fucking can opener so I can get my car out. Assholes like you should take the bus' and is giving the finger] I'm in the middle of a huge goddamn parking spot....what the
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