WHAT THE SITE IS FOR
- YOU, I HOPE, HAVE ALL HEARD OF CHICKENS BEFORE. YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT LITTLE FURRY, FEATHERY(WHATEVER), YELLOW BIRDIES THAT EAT CORN. WELL...YOU'RE WRONG. THEY ARE MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT THAN US HUMANS, AND EVEN THE ALL POWERFUL MOUSE!
- I HAVE SEEN THEIR SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FIRSTHAND. IT IS BEAUTIFUL. BECAUSE IT IS UNDERGROUND, IT IS A GIGANTIC CAVERN. THE ROCK WALLS LINED WITH BRILLIANT CHANDELIERS, AND COLORFUL PICTURES. THE CEILING IS PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE THE SKY ABOVE. THE ROOMS ARE ALL HUMONGOUS, FILLED WITH EVERYTHING A PERSON, OR CHICKEN, COULD EVER NEED. YOU MUST JOIN ME WHEN NEXT I GO BELOW.
- I PROMISE YOU WILL BE AMAZED. IT IS LIKE NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. THE WONDERS OF CHICKEN CIVILIZATION IS UNCOMPARABLE TO AMERICA'S DISGUSTING AND OLD ONE. THOUGH THE CHICKENS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR THREE TIMES AS LONG AS AMERICA, THEY LOOK TWELVE TIMES AS NEW. YOU WILL BE AMAZED.
- NOT ONLY IS THEIR CIVILIZATION MORE ADVANCED, THEIR TECHNOLOGY IS ALMOST DIVINE COMPARED TO OURS. THEY COULD EASILY CONQUER THE WORLD. BUT, THERE IS A PRHOPHESY THAT MUST BE FULFILLED. FOR SOME REASON, THEY BELIEVE THAT THE RESOURCEFUL HUMANS WILL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DESTROY THEM. I CANNOT SEE WHY THEY SHOULD WORRY IF THEY ARE BOTH STRONGER THAN US PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY.
- YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THE CUTE FUZZY THINGS ARE. THEY ARE ALSO CHICKENS, BUT THEY ARE THE EXILES OF THEIR WORLD. THE ONES TOO UNINTELLIGENT. BUT TRUST ME, THE REAL CHICKENS, THE SMART ONES, ARE EVEN CUTER THAN THEM. THOUGH SLIGHTLY LARGER AND UPRIGHT.
dl>YOU PROBABLY THINK I AM REALLY WIERD RIGHT ABOUT NOW. BUT I ASSURE YOU, THIS IS ALL FIRST HAND TRUTH. AND I WARN YOU...IF YOU DO NOT JOIN THE CHICKENS, THEY WILL KILL YOU ONCE THE PHROPHESY IS FULLFILLED.
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LEAVE (YOU WILL DIE! DONT DO IT!!)