| Shell Dockley Quotes. |
| SHELL DOCKLEY Series 1 "Love you Den" "Pity Rachel didn't listen to you Nikki. No good thinking the screws are gonna look after you. Still look on the bright side, at least there's an extra helping today." "What's she got that we haven't? Mink instead of beaver?" Series 2 "Oh excuse me while I shit myself " "What's it like to be thick as pigshit Denny?" "My dressing gown just slipped off. It's not a crime to have a slippy dressing gown is it?" "I just thought I'd give you a personal welcome, seein' as you're my personal officer " "Not interested in all that God bollocks stuff" "Did Jim come home a little 'Shell shocked'?" "Lots of E's. Ere girls you better drink lots of water tonight!" SHELL DOCKLEY / LORNA ROSE SERIES 1 S: It's amazing what you hear when you're doing a number two. L: What's going on? S: I told you, a number two Series 3 episode one. "Bog off betts" "The name's shell, not spazza right?" "Do u wanna nother poke in the pudding??" series 3 episode 2. "I mean chewing an ear off, thats got style innit?" " Fancy a biccie miss?" Series 3 episode 7 " There are some right nutters in here" Series 3 Episode 8. "I look like a bloody muppet!!" "There's no need to go all puke faced about it" " What's the matter Gary, bollocks giving your brain the day off?" " If you make another noise, as much as a wimper, I'll cut ya tits off and feed em to ya" " I'm a killer, I've got a reputation to keep up" Series 3 episode 16. " What's that in English nobhead? (to a Spanish policeman!! ) |
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