Morning People

Warning! Warning! Morning People scare me. Scare me.
I will shoot my alarm clock. Just dare me. Dare me.
Breakfast on hold. Let it cool. Let it cold.
Let the toast grow me some mold as to my side I rolled over.
The day can wait on me. Let me be. Waking fee.
Love the dreams I see, over open-eyed reality.
Oh... Warning! Warning! Morning People scare me. Scare me.
Forget my morning shave. I'll just be hairy. Hairy.
Stop the bell from sounding. The pounding. It's hounding.
The light is drowning, frowning. Save the sheep that I've been counting.
Nothing good about the day. So let me stay, peaceful lay.
Warning! Warning! Morning people are on their way!
Two words that I hate the most are rise and shine.
I was fine. Let me unwind. Would ya please read the sign?
Don't disturb. Sun not seen. Sound not heard.
The worm is for the early bird. What a nerd. You won't see me commit a verb.
Ah, let me sleep and do your thing, sorry if I snored or sang.
Just five more. Alarm ignore. As sound card I bang.
Warning! Warning! Morning People scare me. Scare me.
I need my sleep I am so very, very, wary.
Warning! Warning! Morning People scare me. Scare me.
The inside of my eyelid and my brain are to be married.
So Warning Morning People! Warning Morning People!
Don't have a doubt, I'll put you out!
If I hear one more sunrise shout!
Warning! Warning! Final Warning to the Morning People!

06.15.03