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| Skule Ecksukes These are actual excuse notes teachers have recieved, spelling mistakes included. --My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. --Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. --Dear School: Please eksuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. --Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. --Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. --John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. --Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. --Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. -- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. --Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. --Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. --Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. --Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his fathers fault. --I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. --Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday newspaper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. --Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. --My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines. --Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. --Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. --Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. |
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