| My Ode to Duckies.... and things that go quack in the night! |
DUCKIES Duckies are really nice. They like to swim in the water. They also like to go pee in that water. Then they eat from the water. Then they poop in that water. We like to swim in that water also. Duckies are nice. Some people like to watch duckies. Some use there eyes, and some use binoculars. Some people like to pluck duckies. They like to use their feathers.We then sleep on the pillows. Some people like to shoot duckies. Like in that game- Duck hunt. I'd miss. Then the duckies would get away. Some people like to eat duckies. I tried to, but i burnt my rubber duckie, and it tasted bad. Some people just dont like duckies at all. Those are bad people. I like duckies. DUCKIE NOISES Duckies like to make noise. They go quack quack quack. Do they go quack quack quack when they are under water? Or does it sound different? Duckies like to sing..... but they just aren't very good at it. IF you listen carefully you can hear them singing about their rubber duckie. I didnt know the duckies had rubber duckies. I thought that they took baths with little rubber people, like we take baths with little rubber duckies. I was wrong. DUCKIE FEET Duckies have funny feet. They are webbed. Webbed feet make things go fast. Duckies can swim fast because of that. Its the fashionable thing to have in the pond. Webbed feet that is. My sister knew a guy with webbed feet. His name was Danny. He could swim fast. I wonder if the duckies would have liked him. But besides feet they have wings. With lots of feathers. White feathers. ANd with those wings, with white feathers...... THE DUCKIES FLY!!!!! |