Revenge On The Turtle
by: TA Bunny!!
Several weeks ago the turtle grabbed the Angel Bunny by the neck. The poor Bunny was bleeding and couldn't move it's neck for several days. Through extensive therapy and several deep stitches the Bunny's neck finally healed. This wound really concerned the Bunny, after all how was she going to explain to all the little kids that the Bunny rabbit couldn't pass this coming Easter. Bunny voiced her concerns to the turtle and being the devil that she is laughed about this. Now this really upset Bunny, after all how can you hurt innocent children. Just because the turtled doesn't need to make a "GRAND" performance yearly doesn't mean it has the right to hurt the Bunny and take her out of commission. The Bunny stewed over this delimma for a while. She kept a low profile and basically she went into hiding until she decided what to do about this. Well Bunny finally rememberd that all coonasses love turtle soup so she thought that was exactly what she would do with the turtle make soup!.....lol...The bunny took a picture of the turtle's demise...we can say a prayer if you think it is needed but honestly I don't think it is necessary. Just smack your lips at the end of each bite and the turtle will know your thinking of her...roflmao
The turtle is a devil as you can see
it bit the bunny's neck when it tried to get free
bunny's neck was bleeding so she called all her friends
to help her settle this fraud so it can finally end.
Her friends traveled on foot from far and near
the turtle was scared and started to sweat with fear
She tried to made excuses to squirm out of this rut
but the bunny wouldn't stand for any of her stunts.
Friends came to witness the turtle getting his do
they all stood around watching the view
The pot filled with water and spices, it was ready to go
we're cooking that turtle for sure we know!
Turtle soup is good, this everyone knows
so grab a bowl and come on and join the show
I will be happy and so will all my friends
the turtle got what it deserved and belongs boiling in sin
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