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Seriously, that was really stupid. Why would you even type that?

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You just wasted 10 seconds of my life.

thanks.

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0_0 ....-waits for it...-

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WHAT???????????????????? GOD BLESS YOU AND PEACE TO YOU AND YES ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH HIM!

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god cant count. lol

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LOL HILARIOS AND IM SURE THIS WILL BE IN THE JUDGMENT DAY LOL!

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tsk, tsk ,tsk You aren't supposed to test God in any area other than your finances....so literally put your money where your mouth is and test HIM!!

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We love you.

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It also says not to test him.

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123456789 here is a couple extra, just for you.5555555555
How is that my boy!
Rev. TomCat

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If it's his will... but really he has much more important things to do and take care of,, like trying to get you to accept Him,, and His Love...

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And blow out the candle on my desk.

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*adds IRON CHARIOTS to question*

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Yeah...Satan tempted God like that too!
Didn't work then either!

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Do not tempt the LORD your God (Luke 4:12).

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Yes, anything is possible with God. He could even humor you and put a 5 in there, but He's probably too busy laughing... ;p I do agree with X, though, and temptation doesn't work on God...

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two points, god wouldnt waste time for an idiots idiotic action

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Without a doubt.

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God does what he wants, he isn't at your command. But if putting a five happened to be a part of his plan to take away your irritating sarcasm and to teach you to fear your Creator who loves you despite your faults He'd do it in an instant.

Good luck.

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"Thou shalt not test the Lord thy God."
Your efforts are useless but only hurting you for "God cannot be mocked."

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your the one who forgot to put the 5 not God and yeah He can still do all things.

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Matthew 19:16-30 (HCSB, Holman Christian Standard Bible)
The Rich Young Ruler
16 Just then someone came up and asked Him, "Teacher, what good must I do to have eternal life?"

17 "Why do you ask Me about what is good?" He said to him. "There is only One who is good. [b] If you want to enter into life, keep the commandments."

18 "Which ones?" he asked Him.

Jesus answered,
Do not murder;
do not commit adultery;
do not steal;
do not bear false witness;
19 honor your father and your mother;
and love your neighbor as yourself.

20 "I have kept all these," the young man told Him. "What do I still lack?"

21 "If you want to be perfect," Jesus said to him, "go, sell your belongings and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow Me."

22 When the young man heard that command, he went away grieving, because he had many possessions.

Possessions and the Kingdom
23 Then Jesus said to His disciples, " I assure you: It will be hard for a rich person to enter the kingdom of heaven! 24 Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God."

25 When the disciples heard this, they were utterly astonished and asked, "Then who can be saved?"

26 But Jesus looked at them and said, "With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."

27 Then Peter responded to Him, "Look, we have left everything and followed You. So what will there be for us?"

28 Jesus said to them, "I assure you: In the Messianic Age, when the Son of Man sits on His glorious throne, you who have followed Me will also sit on 12 thrones, judging the 12 tribes of Israel. 29 And everyone who has left houses, brothers or sisters, father or mother, children, or fields because of My name will receive 100 times more and will inherit eternal life. 30 But many who are first will be last, and the last first.

Holy Bible

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It took me a while to do it without having ftp.. but alas here it is in all of its glory.

http://www.geocities.com/deazone/index2....

Call me God.

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