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| Ten Easy Steps To Goth-dom | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1)WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is undoubtedly the most important. To be a Goth Girl-you must whine. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2)HAVE NO SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Remember,anything that happens to you has never happened to anyone before. Or,if similiar things have happened to others, it was with no-where near the severity it encompassed in destroying your life. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3)YOUR LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT & INTERESTING THAN OTHERS. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Everyone wants to know the up to date version of your daily existence,no matter how pointless.Nothing is comparable to the dozens of major misfortunes that you suffer daily. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4)CREATE A WEB PAGE. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This step is crucial. It's important to complain on-line about how you can't trust anyone,and dedicate pages of web space to describe this angst. Be prepared to retract statements as necessary. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5)DRESS AS GOTH, BUT NEVER BE SATISFIED. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Looks are important, but if you're going to be a true Goth Girl, then you are never happy with your look. Remember, if you want to be happy and confident, then you would become a cheerleader. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6)YOU ARE SMARTER THAN OTHERS, THUS BETTER. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There's a reason that you've been reading books instead of talking to people!! Make sure to use obscure words as often as possible. Top marks if people need to refer to the dictionary after speaking with you. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7)HATE DRAMA QUEENS,BUT BE ONE. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There is nothing worse than prima donnas who blow everything out of proportion,and at every instance you must point out these attention seeking acts for what they are.But also seek Drama of your own,which you yourself will blow out of proportion,and defend yourself against other goth girls who attack you for being a drama queen. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8)ENJOY AWFUL MUSIC. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Selections include the Cure or any band that has never had a Top 40 single.Remember,it is our embrace of unknown groups that makes us so individual. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9)VALUE PETS ABOVE HUMANS. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you have to swerve to avoid hitting a squirrel but that means hitting a person,then so be it. There are too many people in the world anyway. Remember to have in depth conversations with your pets. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10)ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE DOOMED,NO MATTER WHAT. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The world is a conspiracy against you.Fate is a fixed game you can't win.Nothing will ever go your way.You're a Goth Girl. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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