WonderBoy
High above the parking lot,
Radio up loud,
There sits Chauffeur-Boy,
Sitting oh so proudly,
Not much to say when you're high above the parking lot.
Yeah. Yeah.
Chauffeur-Boy, how much do you charge per hour?
Chauffeur-Boy, Won't you drive me far away from the parking lot?
Now it's time for me to tell you about young Taximan,
Riggah-goo-goo, Riggah-goo-goo.
ArchRival and Nemesis of Chauffeur-Boy's,
Working hours comparable to Chauffeur-Boy's
What hours you ask?
I dunno,
How about �12.70 after eight? How's that discount for you?
That's Exploitation, Holmes
How about the time to drive a yak 200 yards...
With no extra charge!
How about �7.50...
To drive you?
History of Chauffeur-Boy and Young Taximan,
Riggah-goo-goo.
Riggah-goo-goo.
Zone 2 fares to be sold,
We don't accept MasterCard Gold,
Drivin forth for discount journeys.
Yeah.
Chauffeur-Boy, how much do you charge per hour?
Chauffeur-Boy, Won't you drive me far away from the parking lot?
Well, Chauffeur-Boy and Young Taximan joined forces;
And Formed a company the likes of which the world has never seen,
and they called themselves The Sutton And North Cheam Discount Taxi Cab Coorporation.
That's Right- Me
And My Taxi,
We're now The Sutton And North Cheam Discount Taxi Cab Coorporation.
Come Drive with me, Drive.
Chauffeur-Boy, how much do you charge per hour?
Chauffeur-Boy, Won't you drive me far away from the parking lot?
Oh.
Take the passenger seat!
Youn Taximan, and we'll Drive!
Bring out your Driver's Licence
There's the Rival!
Let's cut his throat!
And Steal his Coat!
You Take the low road,
Cos I want the high road,
There, The Minicab firm office,
Fill it with Fourteen Hundred Gallons of Engine Oil!