Ralph Lauren introduces "Feces"

(MILAN, Italy) Designer Ralph Lauren has announced his company is
introducing a new line of cologne called "Feces".

The new cologne will not, however, smell like shit.

"It will smell like that juice," said Lauren, "that is excreted from a woman's
cunt at the peak of orgasm."

Iliana Risotti, an assistant to the world famous designer, added, "And it won't
smeel like a healthy woman's orgasm juice, either."

Trend setters are betting this venture will fail.

Michel Goudot, a Paris literary critique, said, "Sure, the French will be all
about it. But Americans don't like shit like this. It's just too fucked up."

Lauren noted, "Fuck America. I'll slam a woman at the peak of orgasm into
their tallest building i they fuck with me!"