Chibi Oni

Link wandered around the mansion home they called Spiralling into the Abyss. What a boring day! Sephiroth was working out in the gym, Yukio had disappeared some time ago, and Diana was off working on another story. Link was about to sigh and go back to bed when he saw Yukio sneaking around the corner, something tucked in his arms. Uh oh, what has that guy got now? Link decided he had better follow Yukio and find out. Yukio slipped into his room and shut the door. Link walked up and knocked, and Yukio peeked his head out. "Hey, Yukio! What's... mph!"

"Shhh!" Yukio whispered, covering Link's mouth. "You want everyone to know?" Yukio dragged Link into his room and shut the door.

"Know what?" Link asked. Yukio pointed to a bundle of blanket laying on his bed. Link walked over and picked up the blanket to discover a huge egg wrapped in it! "Yukio! Where did you get this?"

Yukio walked over grinning. "I stole it from Akanes Angel site! Isn't it cute?"

Link eyed the egg for a moment. "Yukio. It's an egg."

"Well, I KNOW that, but isn't it darling?" Yukio got all starry eyed staring at the egg.

"But... it's an egg." "Would you shut up about the egg?" Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. "Hey, what are you two doing in there with out me?" Sephiroth let himself in Yukio's room. He had just gotten out of the shower and was drying his silver hair with a towle, shirtless! Yukio and Link's tongues fell out of their mouths, which Sephiroth kindly rolled up and placed back in their mouths. "Stop drooling long enough to tell me what you two are up to."

Link blurted out "Yukio stole a... mph!"

Yukio had clamped a hand over Link's mouth again. "Uh, nothing! Nothing at all!"

"Yukio," Sephiroth eyed him sternly. "Have you been stealing Adonis's underware again? What have I told you about that? Stop being a greedy bastard and share!" Before Yukoi could stop him, Sephiroth lifted up the blanket and blinked at the egg hidden within.

"Um, he he, it's not Adonis's underware." Yukio sweatdropped.

Sephiroth looked at him. "Yukio. It's an egg."

"I KNOW it's an egg! Er, I found it."

"At Akanes." Link piped up.

"Yukio, you stole an egg from Akane?"

"Er, stole is such a strong word!"

Just then, Diana peeped her head in the door. "Hey, what are you guys doing? If it envolves handcuffs, lubricant, or strawberry pudding, I DON'T want to know."

"Yukio stole a... mph!" Link tried again, only to be shushed again by both Yukio and Sephiroth's hands. Link glared and crossed his arms.

"Yukio, have you been stealing more of Adonis's underware? Stop that, do you know how embarassing it is to walk up to such a cute guy to return his personal items!" Diana walked up and lifted the blanket, and had much the same reaction as the previous two. "Yukio. It's an egg."

"Wow, it must be National State-The-Obvious Day. Yes! It's an egg!"

"Where did you get it?"

"He stole it..." Link dodged the attacking muffling hands, "from Akanes Angel site."

Diana glared. "Yukio."

"I was going to return it, I swear!"

"What were you going to do with it?" Sephiroth intrigued.

Just then, the egg moved, and all three spectators crowded around to see what would happen next. The egg twitched, then jumped, then split in half and threw off the top the of the egg. A baby peeked up at the foursome with pointed ears and bats wings. Yukio, Sephiroth, and Link jumped in Diana's arms, screaming in unison "It's gonna eat us!"

Diana, under the strain of so much weight, replied "Oh, mellow out, that's just Ganymede's new friend! Ugh!" Diana collapsed under so much weight.

"Oh, the cute little faun on Akanes Angel site?" Link asked.

"Yes!" came Diana's muffled reply.

"Awww, it's so cute!" Yukio tickled it under it's chin, and the tiny winged baby snapped at his finger. Yukio jumped back. "Yikes! It's attacking! Run for the hills!"

"Oh, calm down, Yukio. He's just upset, because he was probably expecting to see Ganymede, and your no comparison." Link giggled, and picked up the tiny baby. Yukio glared. "Remind me to hurt you later." Link sweatdropped. "Well, anyway, I'll take little Oni back to Akanes Angel site. Ganymede's probably expecting him." Link headed off in the direction of Akanes sites.

Sephiroth wrapped an arm around Yukio with a playful grin. "I'm getting in the sauna, care to join me?"

Yukio grinned happily. "Of course! But I'm on top this time!"

Sephiroth chuckled. "That's what you think." And they headed off as well.

Meanwhile, a very flat Diana looks around helplessly. "Um, could someone grab a tire pump? Please? Hello?"

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