None of the pictures were done for any sort of artistic or professional purposes. So if you're going to write that the pictures suck, at least have a tip for making things look more realistic (on that note, of course they don't look entirely realistic, we're not trained professionals, just bored people with too much free time and corn syrup).
Also, be smart about what you click on. If you have a fear of drowning, don't click on the one that might imply drowning. If you have a fear of penis, don't click on the one that might imply a penis involved.
Basically, this is covering our own asses. We are not liable for you here out.
-EV and AP
P.S. I can't stand emo kids, but doesn't david look better with a faux hawk that without?