Why False Metal Sucks Ass (A Hatred Explained)

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Pardon this rant here, but I am going to give a long-winded explanation of why all Metalheads should give this "Crap"-Metal a really good kick in the ass. If you listen to False Metal that is your business but I have the right to kick the shit out of it.



First off, all of this shit is an insult to REAL METAL! Fucking goddamn rap bullshit over fucking guitars! WTF!?! The phrase raprock is a contradiction itself. I am so sick and tired of one copycat band after a fucking other! Give me a goddamn break! I almost wonder if this Linkin-Papa Beetle-System of a Sideways-Gimp Dicksit-Shitsnot train is ever going to end....

Second, these stupid fucking bands are ripping off riffs from REAL METAL songs and writing them off as their own! This is fucking bullshit and if I was Iron Maiden, I would be taking it out on those pussy little fucks in Papa Roach for ripping off a riff from Hallowed Be Thy Name for that awful Last Resort shit!! This is an inexcusable and unforgivable crime.

Third, the utter pussiness of these FALSE METAL fucking bands.... I mean c'mon Shitsnot and their fucking masks and overalls? That's just retarded! Yeah black metal has Corpsepaint but at least MOST of those bands can play and write original music! Shitsnot's music sucks and most of their counterparts. The Murgerdawls are pretty bad too with their blatant Marilyn Manson and Misfits ripoff bullshit! But they are a side project of one of the members of Shitsnot so it comes as no suprise to me!!

You will see more here when I feel like venting again so....I will be back when you least expect it!!

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