Booke Burke
Jenny MCcarthy
Latia Casta
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| Resturant Etiquette according to me | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So, you're going out to eat eh? Well, take a look at yourself and your surroudings. Are you heavy, a big gal or guy? Do you have messy loud little kids? Short on cash? Here are some of my idea's or opinions on what to do and what not to do when dining in a resturant. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Since I've been working in an eatery for 5 years I guess this pretty much applies to Emils, but I'm sure fellow resturant crews around the globe can sympathize with me. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Emil's and most resturant are pretty small and lots of people can be found running around. If your a hefty person, please do not pull your chair out into the aisle where employees walk, we know your sagging gut can barley handle the space, then you take 20 minutes to get up and leave. Consiter Atkins. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Got little kids? Want to take them some place to eat? Okay here's afew idea's. How about Chuck E Cheese or AppleBee's? Those place's cater to little idoit kids, less of which with the latter but it's a chain so it deserves it. C'mon your kid is going to spill the water glass, make a big mess on the floor and yell and scream and embarass you. Get a damn babysitter. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you want me to bring you more water, do not point to it or shake it in the air and give me a weird look. When that happens I make damn SURE you don't get anything. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tip decent, and don't leave change. 15% or 20% isnt really asking for much is it, scum bag? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yeah I know lot of people employeed in a resturant arnt college educated (junior college doesnt count) but show common decency, we are people too not your servants. | If I'm wearing a black shirt, I'm a busser if you try to order something from me I'll listen and pretend like I can do it then I'll tell you "Oh, let me you tell the waiter you need him" and make you say it all over again and feel stupid. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Don't seat yourself, there is almost always a host or hostess, or at least ask one of the waitstaff or bartender. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If there is something on tv and you want to change it, ask an employee because we have high def tv's and comcast and 100% of the time your retarded ass is going to screw something up and I have to go attempt to fix it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you stay and talk for over 2 hours, add another 3-5 dollars and hour to your tip to make up for tables we have lost, and come on people, get in and get out don't you have lives? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you're a regular don't expect things to be exactly the same for you every week and the staff to cater to your schedule. Your just another customer and you will wait your turn, don't you dare bitch about it either. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If I or anyone goes up to clear plates or refill water don't just end your conversation untill I'm done, continue. It's very awkward and I could'nt care less about your stupid conversation. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When I'm in the middle of like, cleaning a table don't ask for extra sauce or a refill while I'm in the middle of it, because you're not going to get it. | NO BREASTFEEDING! Unless you are one of the said Milfs: Booke Burke Jenny MCcarthy Latia Casta |
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| I hope some of you learned something. And if you scoff at this, then I'll send my pal HERE to deal with you. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
