DBW
Vannessa

(intro Cole and Josh speaking to the untamed San Juan crowd with Vanessa in the front row)

Ohhh, ohh
woooo
oo puerto rico
chicka chick ugh
vanessy
your hairs messy

Oh god im getting numerous calls
from the bitch who squuezed my balls
i come home from school and sure enough
she already calling, thats no bluff
she talks about nothing, and soon im bored
i looked at my phoen bill, boy its soared
her friends all hate it, that she calls me
this girls the trick who made my nuts bleed

ohhh

Shes only called me once, but that was too much
we talked about nothing, and where she likes to touch
after about an hour, i was pooped out
but she just kept on going, like a drout
we swear she has no nipples, and that is sick
and she has more pubic hair,(coughing) than my dick
ICK!
she cannot give handjobs, our friend nick would know
how can she be so bad, but yet sitll be a hoe

Shave your croth vanessy
cuz its gettin messy

Shave your croth vanessy
cuz its gettin messy

Like puerto rico! ugh!
Shave your crotch,
get it out of my face.

Go back to San Juan, Puerto Rico.
It's messy there,
like your hair.
In the pubic area.

Puerto Ricooo,
Ohhohoo,
Puerto Ricoo it's messy.

So Vanessa you're from Puerto Rico,
that's where all the hoes come froooo m.
Rock in.
Port-a-Rico it's where all the drug dealers go
and all the crack whores and all the people you don't KNOW
oh, no don't go there, don't go there girlfriend.
no.. time to faade out. shave your crotch vanessy.
cuz its getting messy.
it's getting messy.