this is death by willard, lia
you don't come to our house
and not play
and leave like a mouse
no way
were not gunna take that
no way jose
that doesnt just swing around here
it doesnt fly, its not fly with me
no, no lia
im gunna hit this thing off now
uh COLE COLE COLE go
lia you suck at basketball
lia you probably trip and fall
you always say that your the best,
but why'd you leave our little test.
you said you'd play at M A C
but bitch dont front on Josh and me
lia we know you can't play basketball
because you're not quick, cool, or even tall
on the court i'd school your ass
even if i didn't pass
lia i'll see ya on the bench
you touch yourself with a monkey wrench
oh ho!
starting point guard? i don't think so.
when you play basketball,the basket says no.
so now we gotta hoop.
coles leaving now, to take a POOP!!!
wench,
wrench,
sit on the bench.
wench,
wrench,
you play center bench.
lia you suck at basketball.
lia don't come to our hall.
lia you're not playin with big ballers.
don't come to our house
and leave like a little mouse
if your not gunna play basketball
we'd hoop your ass in a new york minute
you know thats true
your the freak of the week
your the queer of the year
your the gay of the day
so get out of our house
bitch you can't play basketball.
bitch, you don't know how to play at all.
bitch, you can't do anything.
go back, and start to sing.
uh huh uhh uhhuh
wench wrench sit on the bench
sorry lia
lia, i'll see ya..
(phone rings)
phones ringing now we gotta go.
...booty call.