Death By Willard - Willard Worldwide

this is the theme song for dbw
its called willad wluh wide
willard worldwide.. wide
worldwide worldwide

It started one day,
over Christmas break,
and a trip to a petshop
that we would take.

We walked in the shop
and peaked at the mice
then we saw rats
damn!!! they looked nice

the clerk came over
and said pick a rat
then i pointed at Willard
and said I'll take that.

Willard, you're out
Willard, you're free
Willard it's time,
to hang with me.

Then we went outside,
and into Deacon's truck.
Deaky smoked up Willy,
I was like WHAT THE FUCK?!

We realized this was a good thing
that Willard could toke,
because living in my house
is like living in smoke.

we took him up stairs
and showed him his cage
Willard was displeased
so he shitted with rage.

Willard, you're home
Willard, you're here
Willard, dont fuck up
Or we'll bite your ear.

The plan for Willard,
he'd be a renegade mission,
but Cole noticed Josh,
analyzing rat nutrition.

he said hey josh
are we gunna keep this rat
vinny was silent
and that was that

Willards bed we made,
from Sheydas stolen notes,
we fed sick wicked willy,
some rotten honey oats.

Willard, you're eating
Willard, you're sleeping
Willard, if you run from us
we will be wheeping.

Ayo one evening
we slept here
the next morning
we woke up with fear.

Willard was gone,
he left without a trace,
we thought when we find him,
we'll slice up his face.

Then the day came,
and I heard SNAP!!!
Willard was stuck,
in Granties mouse trap.

Willard we saved you,
we could have let you died,
but we didnt hate,
we be reppin rat pride.

Willard, if you run away
Willard, if you ever play
with us again
it will be the end
for you, you fucking rat
and we'll feed you to matt
and you dont
i repeat
you dont want that!!! 14

So we see you in your age
yours limbs all mangled
if you run away again
your neck will be strangled

we figured you were too impaired
to try and escape
so we didnt even bother
to seal your tank with tape

but as the days went on
time took its toll
and your little limbies
were almost back and whole

so when we were sleeping
and dark fell over the room
you climbed out of your cage
and took off like ZOOM!!!

we woke up in the morning
and to our surprise
that little bitch left
right before our eyes

now as weeks went by
we knew he was still here
running around alone
getting your ass in gear

and then one day
cole listened to josh reminesce
we heard u in the corner
making a mess

we hopped to the bed
and pulled back the sheets
then we saw you licking
your feminine sweets

we chased you around for awhile
then you escaped
we said if we find you
your going to get raped

so Josh took me to the trashcan
and showed me 2 donuts
that Willard had stolen
and made Josh go nuts.

then Nick arrived
strutting into the room
within five minutes
he already got the broom

Nick headed for the corner
and said leave it to me
but soon he found
it wasnt quite so easy

but eventually we caught him
then the tortures began
we threw you in the bath tub
and attacked you with the fan

We tried to drown you
and also spark your ass
with a cutoff extention cord
then we cut you with glass

Willard, we left you to read some books
I hope you like Macalester library
and all of its little nooks
Willard your a fucker
uh huh uh huh uh huh eh hah
Willard, we left to read some books
I hope you like Macalester library
and all of its little nooks
Willard, we left you to read some books.
We left you.