Death: Ladies and Gentlemen, your future WFS Tag Team Champion has arrived. (huge ovation by crowd) As you all know, tommorrow night me and my girl Tori will bring home the gold to the Brotherhood. This is our first act together as future husband and wife. And tommorrow night, we are facing Test and Mayhem. Mayhem and Test...Test and Mayhem...hmmmm...well, what can I say. It will be two men against me and a woman. Fair? I think not since Tori will kick both their asses. She can handle herself very well which I admire. So they are like twice her size, that don't matter. She has spunk and can dish out what they can. And if things get to hairy, I'm there to watch her back. Tori and I will defeat Test and Mayhem for the one, two three and become the new WFS Tag Team Champions.
Death: Now Test and Mayhem, I hope you two are ready. Especially you Test, since you lost the World Title to Edge last week. Now your about to lose the Tag Team titles...man, what can I say? You must not be feeling to well. You must be popping pills in order to calm your nerves. Whatever your doing, it better be polishing those belts up real nice. And prepare to be good sports and hand them to use when we beat you. Because we will beat both of you, that is a promise. And we all know Death comes through on his promises. That is unless you count the two times I promised to win the World title and lost..hmmm..lets not. Ok, seriously, Test and Mayhem, you two might have been good enough to win the belts at Day of the Dogg. Hell, you faced not only Me and Chandler, but Ivory and JVM. Though it was Ivory that was beat in the end. And this is your FIRST title defense. So it isn't that bad if you lost to us, is it? I mean, no one would remember you winning the belts in the first place. It would only be on a record scoresheet kept by the Prez for personal reasons.
Death: Do you hear how they love me? How they love the Brotherhood? Sure you do, unless your deaf. So Test and Mayhem, this Thursday is the end of your title rein. Test, we were in the ring before and it looks like fate put us there again. This time I will not lose like I did at Day of the Dogg. I will not let Tori down. Though she worries about letting me down, it is the other way around. I want to make her happy and if beating you both using my body in ways not ment to be used, then so be it. Because I will not let her ruin her perfect record. Mine was shot a few months back, but so what? While I wasn't perfect, I did make alot of people bleed. I also held the TV and Hardcore titles. So why not set my sights to the Tag Team. Why not win a belt I haven't held yet? So I plan on doing this. I plan on taking both Test and Mayhem and show them the real Death. The sadistic Death, and the Death that was in the pyscho ward. I swear, once they meet that side of me, there will be constant fear in their eyes. They will think the Devil himself is after their souls. And this is the fear that I want to instill in them. To scare the shit out of them right before Tori pins Mayhem or Test for the win. So if you will excuss me, I have to go back to my future wife and train with her some more. Oh, Test and Mayhem, if you don't like that...TOO DAMN BAD!!!!!!!
Death then drops the mic and gets out of the ring. His music starts back up and the fans are cheering as he rides back up to the enterance. Once he gets there he puts his right arm up into the air before taking off into the back.
