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| A Death Holiday | ||||||||||||||
| Its January 1st, 2003. The WFS has been on a break for over a week now. The Prez has allowed his wrestlers to take some time off to spend with their families. The scene opens outside of a house. | ||||||||||||||
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| The camera moves closer up the driveway. Finally it reaches the front door. A hand reaches out and knocks. The door swings open and there is Death. This must be his house in Detroit, Michigan. He welcomes the cameraman inside of his home. As Death is leading him toward the living room they run into Tori. She is carrying little Jessica in her arms. Death kisses her and they all head into the living room together. Death and Tori sit down on the couch and Tori lets Jessica go play. The cameraman sits across from them. Cameraman: Thanks for letting the WFS come to your home Death. Death: Not a problem there. I'm glad to give some insight to my living. Cameraman: I thought you and Tori had broken up? Tori: As you can see, we haven't. We are now married. Death: Yes, while we were gone from the WFS, we got married. When I decided to return we thought if we told everyone that we weren't together anymore, they would stop trying to get her to return as well. By now everyone was used to Death and Tori. I didn't want my honey being bothered. Tori: Plus this gives me more time to spend with Jessica. I loved what I did for a living, but we decided that its best for me to stay here with my daughter than be in the ring. Sure we go and see my husband preform, but after what happened in the HWE, I'd rather be with my daughter more. Cameraman: What happened there? Death: We would rather not talk about it. |
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| Death: Now lets get on with business. Cameraman: Ok, so Death, tell us what you think about the past couple weeks. Death: Lets see, I won back the Hardcore Championship. So that is a plus. But lets go further back. Roit put together a group of people who can really do something here. Like how the NWO was before we broke up. After getting them all together he came up to me and asked to be the leader. First I thought to myself, why doesn't he lead them? Roit is a great man and he still comes over to see his daughter from time to time. I have alot of respect for him after we set things straight between ourselves. So to have someone like him ask me to lead a group he put together was an honor. That means that I've done something right while I've been here. Secondly, I liked the name. It had the feeling of Death all over it. The Disciples of Apocalypes..DOA..it felt right. So I finally told him sure, I'll lead them which you all saw live. Cameraman: Do you see the DOA as a NWO? Death: Yes and no. Right now we are very talented. With members like myself, Roit, Chris Jerhico, Goldust and Luna...no way we can go wrong. Though there are ego problems namely Chris Jerhico. Mr King of the World himselft. But do I forsee it as a problem? No. Jerhico is a good wrestler in my book but his ego is what makes him up as a person. Just like I know I am a badass. I like to talk about how I am a legend here. Cameraman: But your not even on the Hall of Fame list. Death: I know that moron. I hope that one day I will make it there. I am the best at what I do you know. Cameraman: Ok, so you become the leader of the DOA. What about after that? Death: Well, lets see. Hmmm..oh yeah, the World Title was vacant so we had a rumble to determine the winner. I think I eliminated two people before Hulk Hogan tossed me over the ropes. Am I sore about it? A little bit. I mean, I wanted that World Title more than anyone here. Well...maybe besides Roit. We two have been here the longest and one of us deserved it. But alas, that wasn't the outcome. RVD was the new World Champion. Now we have a bunch of people jumping in for a number one contenders match. And it seems like I missed the accouncement for it. Oh well....my time will come. I am the Hardcore Champion and I plan to win other titles as well. Cameraman: Do you see yourself as the Hardcore Champion for a while? Death: You really want to ask that? Yes, I forsee myself the Hardcore Champion for months. I mean, former champs couldn't hack it. Kurt Angle wins the belt and gives it up because he is too much of a chicken to defend it 24/7. Common, where are your balls at? I will beat all challengers for my championship belt. That is just the way I am. I am a champion for the people. Cameraman: It doesn't seem like you call yourself The Peoples Champion anymore. Why is that? Death: Why should I constantly announce that I am the peoples champion? By now everyone knows it. I am Death, the Peoples Champion, a WFS Legend, and the Hardcore champion. Oh, and lets not forget leader of the DOA. HA HA HA!!! Cameraman: Speaking of the DOA and Kurt Angle...when he faced your friend and stablemate Roit for the IC championship, he said something about the DOA interferring. As we seen, no one did, but do you have any comments about his statement? Death: I sure do. This goes to Kurt and anyone else who faces the DOA. I am a sole believer that if you can't win a match by yourself, then you don't deserve to win it. You need to train harder for next time. As the leader of the DOA, we will never interfer in any matches to help out a stablemate. We will not cheat to win a match. Each one of us has the skills it takes to win without cheating. So if anyone wants to say that we will help each other win a match, interfer or what not, I will personally put my boot into your ass. Cameraman: Ok, one last thing Death. You do know that tommorrow night you face the Great White North. Are you prepared? Death: Damn, him again? Common, how many times do I have to kick his ass? Sure I'm always prepared for any match I'm in. But to find out that I'm facing the same moron that I've beat twice in the past, it gets pathetic. The GWN is going to fall like he always has. 500 pounds of fat that will hit the mat with the force of an earthquake after I kick it. So I know that his ass won't beat me. Twice he has faced me in the past and twice he has lost. This will make it number three against me. And it will be yet another win for good old Death. North, if you are at home watching this, stay there. I'll call for the EMS to get your fat ass out of your lazyboy and a helicopter can airlift you into the ring tommorrow. Once they lower you to the mat I'll knock your sorry ass over and pin you. Then they can fly you back home so you can watch Friends or Mad About You or one of those gay television shows. And lets not forget the pizza and the chips you'll be eating while you do that. What a sight you are to behold North. But then again, what do I expect from a 500+ lbs man? Skill? HA! North, be ready to lose yet again to the Eternal One. Death: After I'm done with North, I am looking forward to next week. Why is that? I'm putting out a challenge for anyone who wants to face me for the Hardcore Championship. Oh, and before all of you jump at once, I want to make an announcement. I am officially changing the name of the belt. It will be the Extreme Championship. So anyone who wants to face me next week will face me in a Casket Match for the belt. Got it? Good. So bring it people, I am looking for a real challenge. If you don't like that...Too Damn BAD!!!! Cameraman: Thank you Death and Tori for letting me in your home. I'll be seeing you tommorrow night against the Great White North. Death and the Camerman shake hands then Tori shakes his hand as well. Death leads him to the front door as the screen goes black. |
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