Guard: Name?
Death: It's Death, I have an interview with a Mr James Mullen. At least that is what I think he said on the phone.
The guard looks at his list.
Guard: Ok, please step inside and head down the hallway on the left. He will be in the third room on the right.
Death: Ok, thanks buddy.
Death walks past the guard and follows his directions. Once he reaches the door he takes a moment to take a deep breath, then enters. Inside he sees a two chairs, one occupied by the interviewer, the camera crew with their equipment. Death enters into the room and closes the door.
James Mullen: Good to see you Death. Please take a seat so we can get started. Do you want anything?
Death: No, I'm fine.
He takes off his trench coat and hangs it over the chair. He then takes off his Championship belt and sits down in the chair, drapping the belt over his lap. James takes a second to make sure the crew is ready, then be begins to speak.
James Mullen: Ok, welcome Hardcore Wrestling Entertainment fans to another installment of Inside HWE. Tonight we have with us the current Chaos Champion Death. (turns to Death) Welcome to the show.
Death: It's good to be here.
James: Now everyone has to be wondering right now, how does it feel to be the Chaos Champion?
Death: It feels great. I worked hard and fought in a hell of a match for this championship. Seth Lawless is a hell of a fighter and I would be glad to step foot into the ring with him again.
James: Recently we have heard from Seth about the match and he feels the same way. That you were the better man that night and he said it was a hard fought match.
Death: Well I'm glad he felt that way. I would gladly give him a rematch anytime he wanted it. But I see right now he has a shot at the Anachy title. I wish him the best of luck in that match.
James: Death, recently two new people have joined the HWE. First Yotaki Yung and then Daredevil. Have you heard any of their statements while you were at home in Michigan?
Death: I have to be honest with you. Alot of the time I don't watch the show when I'm at home because I'm spending that time with my famliy. Tara has needs that only I can fullfill and then little Jessica needs a daddy, and that is what I'm doing. Tara watches alot of the time when I'm spending quality time with Jessica and fills me in. So in other words, I did hear something.
James: Any comments about them then?
Death: Of course I do. I'm outspoken like everyone here. In fact, my mouth gets me into trouble alot. Especially with athority figures like the fucking Prez. I can say that right?
James: Oh, we will edit it out before it airs.
Death: Ok, good. As I was saying, I hate almost everyone backstage to begin with. I'm not here to be buddy buddy with them. In fact, I get paid to kick their asses. And to have some punk think he is more extreme than me...oh boy, that didn't go over with me. Just because this Yung guy..ha!! This Young Guy...now that is funny. HAHAHAH!!! Excuse me, I'm sorry. Anyway, Mr Viper or King Viper or whatever your damn nickname is, you will fall by my hands. To think that just because you are from Japan supposedly, that you are more extreme and can break me. HA! I can break you with just two of my fingers you fucking twig. And another fact you don't know is I have wrestled in Japan for a while. Back when I was just 18 I was taken there to really train hard. And boy, I learned alot from over there. Combined with the pain I can taken from living on the streets of Detroit, I am a hardcore motherfucker. You want to press the issue, I will press my size 13 boots against your scrawny head. Then we will see the shit you will talk. You want to fly off of ladders into a dumpster filled with glass in order to make sure they stay down? Do you want to fight in a match were your main objective is to dunk your opponents into vats filled with Scorpians and the other with paranas (ooc: can't spell it right, but the flesh eating fish). So Mr Yung, are you ready to back that mouth up? Because if you are, I will fight you no questions asked. But as of a title shot, you don't even deserve it yet bitch. You will have to work you way up in status before you can fight for the big boy belts.
James: Now Death, I read on our message board on the website that people are wondering why you changed your theme song from Way I Am by Eminem to Down with the Sickness by Distrubed.
Death: That's simple, I needed something to reflect my personality. You see, Eminem is my boy and I love his music. He even in the WFS came out with me to sing Without Me. And the song Way I am deplicted what I am. Just like the lyrics say, I am whatever you say I am. That is how I really am James. Most think I'm a pycho and guess what, I really am, I mean was one. phew......So the change came because I was thinking I needed one. And Down with the Sickness felt right. Because once I get into that ring with my opponent I do change inside. The darkness comes out and I do whatever it takes to beat them to a pulp.
James: Ok, I am sure the fans are thankfull for answering one of their questions. Death, what do you feel about Kevin Chaos? After the match you had with Seth Lawless last week, he came down and attacked you both.
Death: Don't remind me, I still feel some pain in my head. That bastard has a problem with Seth, that is none of my business at all. But he involves me, and your damn straight I'm going to kick his ass. If I have to watch until Seth is done so I get left overs that is great with me. He wants to blindside me in the ring, I will show him the true meaning of Death. And there won't be nothing he can do to stop me.
James: Ok Death, I think this is our final question. What are your thoughts of our Lt Commish Amy?
Death: What do I think? I think that bitch had what was coming to her at Ruler of the Ring. I just wished I could have connected with End Times and teach her a real lesson. So she thinks she can be a better parent than Tara? That is fucked up considering she is sleeping around with 16 year olds. So not only does she get her kicks off of that, but then messing with Jessica's mind. I'm glad I did what I did to her office. I'm glad I ran her out of this building. And I'm glad that Jessica is at my house in Detroit, safe and sound. Amy won't get anyone within breathing distance of Jessica again. And the next time she gets into my path, I will destroy that slut. She can be a lesbo all she wants, just as long as she don't fuck with me. That is a threat and a promise.
James: Ok Death, that is all the time we have here tonight. Good luck in all your upcoming matches in the future of the HWE.
Death: Thank you. It was great to have a good interviewer for a change.
They shake hands before Death gets up and puts the belt around his waist again. He picks up his coat and puts it on before leaving the room. He exits back outside and gets onto his motorcycle and takes off down the road.