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Time to get Down with the Sickness....
The day is September 26th, 2002. In two days the first normal televised card for the HWE will play itself out. The show is called Burnout, and already the main event is drawing in crowds. Tickets for this event sold out in less than half an hour, breaking WWE records. For on this night, a triple threat match will decide of the champion will walk away with the Chaos Title, or will someone else be crowned. On this night, the Champion Seth Lawless will face the tough as nails Kevin Chaos and the peoples champion Death. Will Seth walk away sucessfully defending his title, or will Chaos or Death rule supreme?

Its a HWE house show in the great state of Texas. Two jobbers called The Masked Horndog and El Drunko just finished making a fools of themselves for the crowd. As the crowd laughs at their silly antics the titantron lights up. The two jobbers get out of the ring and head up to the back. On the titantron we see the image of the Chaos Title on the screen. Then the voice over.

Announcer:  Saturday, hell will break loose. Three men all after the same belt. The Champion, who was declared the champ at Ruler of the Ring, will face a highway to hell. The roadblocks in his first title defence is the ruthless Kevin Chaos. The other is the champion of the people Death. Three men....one ring...ONLY ONE BELT!!! Live from the great old ECW Arena, HWE presents its first televised show, Burnout. Check your local listings for times.

The crowd starts cheering like crazy as images of the wrestlers are shown from Ruler of the Ring. Everything from Choas taking out the President Julie Peyton to Death giving Angelina Delgado End Times and then Seth Lawless fighting Diablo. As the images fade, one appears on the screen.
Then the image fades to black as a new theme song begins to play. "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed starts to play (OOC: Change my music on the profile to this..thanks). Everyone looks at each other, wondering if this is someone new when Death appears on the stage as his Titantron plays. He seems to have changed his theme to this from his Eminem.
Wearing his trench coat and shades, Death walks down the ramp toward the ring. The fans are on their feet, cheering him on. He goes over to a couple of fans and gives them high fives before getting into the ring. Once inside, he raises his right arm and they really go into a frenzy. Death smiles and takes off his shades. He goes over and leans over the ropes and asks the tech crew member for a mic. The guy hands him one and Death goes toward the center of the ring and begins to talk.
Death:  Ladies and Gentlemen, Death has arrived. (loud cheering) I just seen that promo for Burnout and I must say, I'm shocked. I am the champion choose by you, the fans. I never really thought of it that way. I mean I love you all to death, no pun intended, but really, I love you all. What I do in this ring is ment to impress every single one of you. I strive to give you what you want to see. And now I'm your champion it seems. I'm down with that, because besides my girl Tara and little Jessica, you are all that matter. These other wrestlers mean shit to me. That is why I don't care if I beat the crap out of them, make them bleed. Hell, as you seen, when I get pissed off I do more damage. That is why I blew the hell out of Amy's office. Wait, did I say I did that? What I ment to say was hairspray and a cigerette did that. HAHAHAHA!!!! But lets move past this shall we?

Death:  I've flown all the way out here to meet with the great fans I have here in Texas.
(more cheering) And I've also come out here to talk about Burnout. As you just watched, I am part of the main event for the Chaos Title. My two opponents are Chaos and Seth Lawless. Two men I really did'nt have any beef with, but now I do one one of them. And that is Chaos. That little bitch thinks he is all that? He thinks that I'm nothing because I lost my battle royal match. And he has the nerve to say he will walk away with Tara. God, he better pray that he doesn't show up for this match. He doesn't obviously know what he is dealing with. Does he even pay attention here? For christ sakes people, he said I'm going to be nothing more than a referee. Well if that is the game he wants to play, I'm ready to play the game. I will show him what this "Referee" can do. He won't even know what hit him. First off, you go near Tara you have signed your death warrent. I will track you down and kill you. And believe me, I was locked up in a psycho ward for four years for killing..ummmm...lets just say alot of people. Don't think for an instant I won't do it again. I will gut you and watch your face as I slowly pull your intestines out of your body while you watch. Because I'm going to make sure your alive while I do this to you. I'm going to make sure you are in pain and your suffering. Oh, the things I will do to you Chaos. So if I were you, I would value your pathetic life on this planet and stay clear of her. Secondly Chaos, I don't cheat to win. Tara knows this and has never gotten involved in any of my matches. If I can't beat you myself, I don't deserve the win. That is one thing about me Chaos that you will never understand. I rather be a man in the ring, not some punk looking for a win. Third, I will show you useless. That is after I beat the shit out of you and finish you off with End Times you will see what useless is. That is, how useless you are in the ring.
He takes a moment to calm down and collect the rest of his thoughts.

Death:  Ok enough of that asshole. Lets get to the Chaos Champion himself, Seth Lawless. Now Seth, I've heard from the grapevine that your wife is pregnate. Congrates to both of you. I wish you both luck. And Seth, I also heard what you had to say in your interview from the hospital. Well, before we get into that lets talk about Julie Peyton. Boy was I glad that Chaos took her out at Ruler of the Ring. This ment she would get off my back for talking shit to her husband. But anyway, yeah Seth, I heard and well, I guess I have to say thanks. I love Jessica like she was my own child. That is why after me and Tara tie the knot, I'm going to ask to adopt Jessica. And I have to say, I do have respect for you too for protecting your family. While your madman is some crazy fucker who thinks I'm useless, mine is some lesbian freak that is fucking with Jessica's head. That is why Jessica is staying at my place in Detroit with her babysitter so that doesn't happen again.

Death:  But Seth, lets move past these family issues of ours. Lets get to Burnout and have our match. Lets put it all on the line for them. Hell, lets beat the shit out of Chaos then go after each other. I think the two out us can shut his mouth for good. Now to be honest with you Seth, I only recently started to watch your matches from Ruler of the Ring. And I must admit, you are quite good.  It will be one hell of a match then, won't it? I already have been training hard for this because I want to be the Chaos Champion. I want to show that I'm not just all talk. That I can kick ass first, take names later. Seeing as we have this respect thing going, you might think I will be soft. But I'm not...not at all. Once I get into the ring, I'm all business. I don't care if your the fucking Pope, I will beat your ass until you don't move. I will make you bleed and cover the canvas with your blood. Then when the blood is in your eyes and you can't see, and your body is getting weaker, I will finish you off with End Times. You will feel sudden pain shoot up and down your spine as it connects with me knee. Your legs will twitch and feeling will be tempory lost. You will hear the ref hit the mat and start the count. One, two three...and the weight on your chest will be lifted as I get to my feet and hold up the Chaos Title above your body. Seth, I will be the new Chaos Champion because I have the determination. I have the drive to go through two men in order to get it. You might be the champion now, but just wait for two days. Within those two days I will train move, and watch your matches more. I will study you like a book, and try to learn how you wrestle. You might be good Seth, but I'm out to prove I'm better. When its all said and done, we will really know then, won't we? If your the better man, I will say that. I will get on national tv and shake your hand if you can beat me fairly. Not this whole stun gun or tazor shit that Angelina did on me. I mean a real fair fight, one were you use actual wrestling, not something with electricity in it. And I know this is the hardcore federation and all, so I know weapons are allowed. Chairs, tables, all that shit is fine by me. I'm used to it and can take the pain. What I can't seem to take is all that electricity running into my body. And I bet no man can take what she put into me. So Seth Lawless, I hope your prepared for Saturday Burnout, because I'm fixing to rein supreme. And if you don't like that.. Too Damn BAD!!!!!

Death tosses the mic to the side and raises his right arm in the air to the crowd. They go nuts as his music starts up again. Death climbs out of the ring and heads up the ramp toward the back. He slaps some hands along the way before going backstage.
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