Guard: Excuse me, do you have an appointment here today sir?
Death: Do you know who I am boy?
Guard: Sir, who are you calling boy? I look your age.
Death: That you do, but you can't stop me. I have a very important meeting.
Guard: With who and may I ask your name?
Death: With a Mrs Izumi...oh, and the name is Bob Dole..
Guard: (looking down at his clipboard) Bob Dole? I don't see your name on the list.
He looks up to find that Death is no where in sight. He quickly grabs his radio.
Guard: Attention all units, we have a code 17. I repeat a code 17.
Meanwhile, Death is walking down the hallway on a mission. He sees a list of all of the offices and finds Amy's office number. He smiles to himself as he heads to the elevator. Just as he is getting inside, a security guard sees him and rushes to stop him but its too late because the door closes. Death reaches the floor that Amy's office is on and walks down the hall to it. Death reaches the door and instead of knocking, he kicks the door down. Stepping inside, he finds that no one is there. Looking very pissed, he slams the door shut behind him.
While he is inside of Amy's office, the news of the security alert reaches Julie Peyton.
Julie: What do you mean someone unathourized is in here?
Guard: I'm sorry. He rushed past me while I was checking the clipboard. I put the alert out to everyone. I was told he was last spotted heading up an elevator.
Julie: Well lets see who this guy is.
She turns around in her chair and looks at the security monitors. She punches up something on her remote and she can see the images that were recorded earlier. Once she sees the man, she turns back to the guard.
Julie: That is Death, one of our wrestlers.
Guard: But he said his name was Bob Dole.
Julie: You fell for that? Does he look like Bob Dole you moron. Call off the alert and get me a camera man and someone to interview him. I bet he is up at Amy's office.
Guard: Right away.
The guard calls off the Code 17 and then gets ahold of a camera man and HWE interviewer and have them head up to Amy's office. Once he is done, he looks over at Julie.
Guard: All done, just like you asked.
Julie: Great, well done. Oh, and by the way, your fired.
Death: What the fuck do you two want?
Interviewer: Um..I..umm..
Death: Get it out already.
Interviewer: Well Death, I'm with the HWE...
Death: Well that much is obvious.
Interviewer: Ok, um, Mrs Peyton sent us here to see what your thoughts are on, well, everything.
Death: So she sent you. At least her lapdogs are off my back. So what does the bitch want to know exactly.
Interviewer: Excuse me, but I wouldn't say she is a bitch.
Death: Your just saying that because your trying to kiss her ass. Frankly, I can give a rats ass about her and her good-for-nothing husband The Enforcer. She knows that money talks, and when I sell the most tee shirts or other merchandise, that is alot of money talking.
Interviewer: Ok Death, now lets get down to business. Why are you here today?
Death: Like I really need to tell you. You seen what Amy did to Jessica. The whole world watched on national television her try to corrupt my little girl. Sure, I'm not Jessica's real dad, but I want to be. After my marriage to Tara is official, I'm going to adopt Jessica. And to have Amy tell her that I'm fake, not real......I want to break her in half. She was lucky she was out of the office, because I would have. I've killed in the past and I would do it again. And it wouldn't have been an easy death..I'll let you know that. I would make her suffer like she made Jessica and Tara suffer.
Interviewer: Yes, your right, I don't agree with that Amy did yesterday.
Death: Good, because if you did there would have been hell to pay with you too. But as I was saying, Amy did a number on Jessica yesterday. And this made my Tara upset and me pissed off. Amy, let me let you in on a secret...while you did work your magic on Jessica, she did fool you too. She knows my real name, just like Tara knows. But those are the only two who do. She won't give out my real name because no one else needs to know it. That means you Amy...you bitch. You go near Jessica again and I'll kill you. That is a promise. Call the police or whatever, it don't matter. I will hunt you down if you run, but you will die by my hands.
Interviewer: Those are some harsh words you have for her.
Death: Its a threat, one that I will uphold if she tries this stunt again. Now do one of you guys have a smoke?
Camerman: I do, you can have one.
He goes into his pants pocket and pulls out a pack of smokes and a lighter. He reaches out and hands it to Death and lits it. Death takes a drag on it, coughing a little bit.
Death: Lets take this interview elsewhere. You know, were we can sit down.
Interviewer: Sure thing Death. Just follow me and we can finish this up.
Death takes another hit on the cigarette and coughs.
Death: Now I remember why I don't smoke.
He moves out of the way of the door and the camerman looks inside and you can see that the office is totally trashed. Death smiles, and flicks the cigarette inside and flames go shooting out. The fire alarm goes off as Death heads off down the hallway.
Death: She needs to be more careful with her hairspray. HAHAHAH!!!!
Death: So you have anymore questions or can I just vent?
Interviewer: Well, now that we are done with the Amy issue, everyone is wondering what is your thoughts for the Ruler of the Ring pay per view.
Death: No problem. (To Camerman) You ready over there?
The camera man gives the thumbs up and the little red light turn on.
Interviewer: Welcome HWE fans to another episode of Access. As you all know, this Sunday is Ruler of the Ring, the first event ever for the HWE. The championship titles will all be fought for and the federations champions will finally be determined. One match that has the most hits on our website is the Twisted Title match. As you all know or don't know, the Twisted title can only be fought for under stipulation rules. This can be anything from a simple Ladder match to a acid pit match. This puts the belt in a league of its own. This Sunday, there will be a battle royal for the belt and the first ever Twisted Champion will be crowned. With us tonight, is already a superstar in his own right. A former BZW Heavyweight Champion, SWO/GWF Heavyweight Champion, TNT Heavyweight Champion, as well as other titles, Death.
Interviewer: Now Death, it looks already you are a rising star here in the HWE.
Death: I wouldn't say rising persay. What I would say is that there is alot of new talent on the roster. Some people that this is their first time in the squared circle. I just happen to be used to this on a regular basis.
Interviewer: I was looking at all your acheivements and I must say, you've done alot at your young age. Your only 26 and you've done what people in their mid 30's haven't.
Death: That is true, I am very talented only because of my work ethic. I train hard everyday and practice as often as possible to make sure that when I get into the ring with my opponents, I don't screw up. Sure, I've gotten my ass kicked in the past, but one thing that everyone in my past federations have said, I am like a coachroach because I don't stay down. Sure, you might beat me one night, but I am back the next, looking for a rematch.
Interviewer: Well Sunday, you have your chance to be the first ever Twisted Champion. What do you think about this match and your opponents?
Death: I would be very honored to hold some gold here. I work hard for myself and for the fans. I couldn't give a rats ass about everyone in the back, except for Jessica and Tara, but I do care for the fans. And someone who is that connected to the fans can go a long way. Over the years my fan base gets bigger and bigger. And Sunday, I will give them what they want.
Now a battle royal should be fun because I don't have to worry about someone pinning someone else, as long as no one is pinning me. Lately, I've been in the zone. Sure, I've lost matches in my past fed, the WFS, but they were all due to outside interferance. I heard something about Angelina thinking I have a big ego. She can think what she can, because I won't back down. I can beat anyone if I put my mind to it. And I am so psyched about Ruler of the Ring, that I want to be the champion. I have the drive to beat all of those in the ring with me. Gothic Angel hasn't said much since his rat eating show. And that bitch from my hometown hasn't been around much either. So are these guys a challenge? Sure, but not as big of one as Angelina is. She wants to play with the big boys, that is fine by me. She might take some advice from Carson though, because I am a killer. Do not think for an instant I won't hurt you severly. To me your another opponent who fell to Death. And you will fall on Sunday, that is a promise. I will stop at nothing to bring the gold home with my family. Now if you will excuse me, I have to meet Tara. I'll catch you all at that house show Saturday night.
Death shakes the interviewers hand and walks off the set. He goes down the hallway and ouside of the building. He sees some smoke coming from one of the windows and hears the firemen still trying to put our the blaze. He starts to laugh as he gets on his bike and rides off.