Tazz: Wow, just hours ago we recieved footage that Death was in a graveyard in Michigan somewhere and that he would be at Raw. But we didn't expect him here.
Cole: Thats right Tazz. It seems that Rage lit a fire inside him that looked like it was almost gone.
Tazz: Well Rage and then his partner Jaimie did the same thing. He obvoiusly never seen Death before because he wouldn't have said he was washed up has been.
Cole: True Tazz, very true. Death might have been almost out the door but it seems that the mouths of his opponents are drawing him back up. But without a word from Ecko so far, will Death even stand a chance?
Tazz: Good question but do you think that it matters to Death. We are talking about a pscyhopath with split personalities. Who even knows what his mindset is right now.
Cole: Of if he is off his meds. If thats the case, we will be needing extra security around here, and maybe a straight jacket.
And as the two finish their banter, Death walks out from behind the curtain. The boos suddenly turn to cheers from parts of the stadium. Even though they hate him, he is still a Michigan resident and give some support. Death stands at the ramp and looks down at the ring.
Death: So, it looks like we got a bit of a match coming along for tommorrow night. I was in my limo on my way here when I seen a little bitch called "The Answer" Jaimie Conwell on my monitor. My my my...how much he looks like Rage. He is like Rage's clone..a mini Rage. And he honestly thinks because he is...good looking, naw, smart, nope, I know, just "That damn good", he will beat me. HA! Man, I don't know where you came from but your one hell of a comedian. Very funny stuff there. Maybe you can go on tour with Carrot Top. You foolish foolish man....your nothing. Your the answer to what exactly? The reason we should have abortion? Tell me meathead because so far your the answer for why I should put my boot in your ass. You know nothing about me and yet you feel your more superior just because you got Rage as a partner. And you got a career record of what? 52 wins? I'm glad for you. You got 52 wins in your lifetime. Now how many of those are from people not showing up to a match so you get the win automatically? Lets see..more than half I would guess. You see kid, your not impressing me here. Insult me all you will, that will just fuel my fire to destroy you. Ask Rage who I am....and he will tell you how much my End Times hurts. He will tell you that I laid him out with it twice in one match. And then think once again before you speak. Think long and hard before you come out here and think your better than I am. I'm a living legend..and not just because of my age. Sure, I'm older than you. But I'm stronger and tougher than you ever will be. And lets talk about this ruthlessness. What makes you so leathal? Your aftershave? The fact you havn't taken a shower in weeks? What is it Jaimie? Because as far as I'm concerned, I'm the most bloodthristy, ruthless, uncaring bastard you will ever lay eyes on. Do you think I give a flying fuck about your health? Do you think I will stop beating your into a bloody pulp? Do you even think for a second I will not snap your bones into two? If you answered yes to any of those, then your more stupid than I thought. Jaimie, I hate to say this but you will fail tommorrow night. Ecko is a bitch, thats for sure, but I am not. I am not a pushover who will let you roll into the match and take an easy win. Anyone who has ever beat me only did it by a nosehair. I never once have been beaten flatout. Never once has anyone gotten a lucky hit on me that took me down. So on Friday, the tradition will continue. If you and Rage can prehapes pull it off, you will do it with everything you have. Every ounce of energy in your being will have been spent putting me down for a three count. Are you ready to give it your all to prove to Rage your a good enough clone?
Death: Speaking of Rage, you too best be ready for me. Your partner there really put the heat on you two. You can thank him later. So everything I said to his sorry ass applies to you as well. You might be a former BWF World Champion, but I will beat your ass in a heartbeat if it means I get my hands around the neck of Ric Thunder. Which I now hear is our ref. Word of advice Ric, if you value your life, you won't fuck with me. Because you know what happens to those who get in my path. They get destroyed, just like a tornado in a trailer park. And as I said, Ecko better what out too if he wishes to survive another week. Anyone who gets in my path will feel the wrath that is Death. And if they don't like that.... TOO DAMN BAD!!!
Deaht then turns and goes back behind the curtain so the house show can continue. What will be the outcome of Raw? Tune in tommorrow night to find out.