Life is Funny - itz full of funny incidents
    
But that was 3rd question ...
    I was in 3rd year BE at that time. We were supposed to solve 4 questions which our teacher had given and take it to the class. Questions were very tough, so we did what we used to do even when questions were not that tough, one girl in the class used to solve them and most of us guys would copy from that ...
    So, I did that, and went to the class. So my bad luck, the teacher had also realized that the  questions were very tough and it would be unfair to expect the students to have solved them by themselves. So, he started calling people, and asked which question they faced problems. Then one question he explained on the board. I was busy preparing my answer to when he would ask which questions I could not do. Since I had solved answers in my answer sheet, I could not say that I could not do any one of them. On the other hand, if I say I could solve all of them and he asks anything, I would be in trouble. So I gave a very diplomatic answer, I told him that 3 questions I could do, the 4th one I was facing problem, but that you explained on the board, so now everything is OK ...
    "But," the teacher said, "on the board I have explained the 3rd question".
     I was, like what they say in hindi, "Kato to khoon nahin ...." :) :)
  
What could I do .....
    I was scolding Saurabh Dwivedy, as he had not come to the station to receive me when I went to Bombay, despite me telling him a hundred times that that was the first time I was coming to Bombay and without a person receiving me at the station, it would be difficult for me. "Moreover," I told, "Junk guy, I called you on your mobile, but you just did not pick up. It was ringing endlessly and in the end I had to disconnect it."
    He, after saying sorry for not being able to come to receive me, explained why he could not come. He was about to start preparing to go to the station, and was smoking a cigarette, when he noticed that the ashtray had become very dirty. With the idea of cleaning it, he took it and came outside the main door. He was in a bermuda and a baniyan only at that time, which was very normal as he was sitting in the home only and had come just outside the main door to throw the ash in the dustbin, in order to clean the ashtray. What was not normal, occurred thereafter. He might have been merely two feet outside the main door, when the wind blew, and, truing his worst nightmares, closed the door with it. The door had automatic lock, which meant it would lock itself if it is closed and to open it again, one needs the key. How dangerous these doors can prove out to be, our poor Saurabh Dwivedy, with just a bermuda and a baniyan on his body, with no chappals in his feet, with a friend coming to Bombay for the first time whom he has to receive, with a friend who would try to call him on his mobile if he does not meet him at the station, and with a mobile phone that was closed inside the flat with rest of the stuff, had just realized :).
    He had to borrow chappals and a shirt from 'pados vali bhabhi ji' then make a call to his room partner asking him to come with the other key, only to be informed that because of some client visit that guy would also be late that day .... :) ...
    So .... what could he do ... :) :)
  
Germans know nice English ...
    We had been under the impression that it is difficult to find people who know English, in Germany, when we reached there. Since we reached there early in the morning when currency conversion shops were closed, we could not covert it. And first 3 4 hours we roamed there absolutely without any money (in native currency) with us. Since we wanted to utilize each and every moment of the the time that we had, we had already seen many of the tourist places on foot itself, and were at Brandenburg Gate, when we realized that shops would be open at that time and we should convert some money. We started searching for any such shop / bank, and asked one fellow, a policeman, about it. To our pleasant surprise, that fellow not only knew English, he was actually speaking very good English. He directed us to the correct place where we could get the currenct conversion done. We started discussing that how wrong an impression we were having about Germans' english knowledge ... and all that ... 
    It was only while returning that we realized, that the policeman we had talked to, was actually guard of British embassy ... :)
  
Afzal Bhaaayeee ... get the cigarrettes  ...
    I stayed for one night at Vijaya Enclave, with some friends of mine, Afzal, Shariq, Nabi Baksh etc. In the morning we all got up to Nabi Baksh's screams informing us about him having felt earthquake tremours. And we all rushed to the open space out side the building, as it was a 7 floored building and we were at the ground floor. When we were almost outside the building premises, Nabi Baksh screamed once more, but this time he was saying something to Afzal, who was behind everybody else, so nearest to the flat, "Afzal Bhai ", he said, "cigarettes .... ", Afzal also, the moment he heard this, rushed inside the flat, got the cigarette and then only came out ... :). Such was the urge, love, devotion ... what we should call it ... for cigarettes .. :). Those guys did not do these things knowingly ... or with there active mind. It just happened ... :).
 
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