| Jokes - Man Woman |
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| A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
| A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. |
| A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
| To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. |
| Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die. |
| Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. |
| A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. |
| A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
| There is 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. |
| Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage |
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BOY : May I hold your hand?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. |
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... |
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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? |
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CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed,I
couldn't speak for an hour.. PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life... |
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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? |
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you! GIRL : How soon?? |
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? |
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Man : You remind me of the sea. Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? Man : NO, because you make me sick. |
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Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. |
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Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable
seated. Lily : So what do you do? Sam : I close my eyes |
