| JOKES AS FUNNY AS THEY COME! |
| Joke of the week A man walks into a bar with a pit bull. The barman says "does your dog bite", "no" the man replies as he sits down. 2 minutes later the dog takes a chunk out of someones leg as everyone looks. The barman says "I thaught your dog didn't bite" and the man replies"THATS NOT MY DOG!!!" |
| The queens legs pub A man sits outside the queens legs pub for 2 days and doesn't move a muscle. A police man walks upto him and says "why have you been here so long", the man replies "I'M WAITING FOR THE QUEENS LEGS TO OPEN SO I CAN HAVE A DRINK". |
| Spanish footballer What do you call a spanish footballer with no legs? GRASIAS |
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| Women Golfers 2 women were playing golf, the first women took a shot and it headed for where some men were playing as it hit him. The women rushed down to the men and said sorry. The women said "phisyical therapist can I help", so he deels with him as she starts to rub his back, "does that feel good" the women says to which the man replies "IT'S GREAT BUT MY THUMB IS STILL KILLING ME". |
| Tight Policman On cristmas morning a child rides his new bike upto some traffic lights where a policeman on horseback. The policeman say " thats a nice bike, did santa bring it you", to which the child replies, "yes". The policeman say "well remind santa to put a light on next year, sorry but I'm going to have to give you a ticket, you have no back lights on that", the child takes the ticket as he says "thats a nice horse, did santa give it you". The policeman says "yes" to which the child replies, "WELL REMIND SANTA TO PUT A DICK ON THE BOTTOM INSTED OF THE TOP". |
| The Presidents Daughter In a press confrence at the whitehouse, presedent George Bush is known for inventing nicknames for those around him. Finally he has thaught of one for his daughter. "I SHALL CALL HER MINI-ME" |
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