Function: Shredding undercore riffs of elasticity, the synthesis of brutality, and the voice-ghost in the machine
Entity: Academia
Primordial Color: International Klein Blue
Sign: Cancer
Institutional Role: The Eternal Pupil
Jacket: 42
Shirt: 16
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 165
Birth Date: 07/10/76
Birth Place: Beverly Hills, USA
Ambitions: For all naysayers, nonbelievers, and haters to one day be brewing my coffee
Turn Ons: Brisk New England breezes, the little blonde hairs on the inner thighs of blonde women that glisten in the sunlight, Arabia, and waking up each morning to the thrill of facing another day of relentless enchantment
Turn Offs: Mediocrity, post orgasmic disgust, and cowardly guitar tones
Favorite Quotation: "I am that I am" - God
Urantian Power Point: The Tower - Washington, CT
Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings (Tolkien), The Divine Comedy (Dante), The Prince (Machiavelli)
Part of the Day When Powers are Heightened: Twilight
Season of Paramount: Spring
Motus Operandi: To be the pimp of dissonance