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The picture can be found on the cover of The Phish Book.

Gamehendge Story - Page Four

WILSON

Oh out near Stonehenge, I lived alone
Oh out near Gamehendge, I chafed a bone
Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you
Wilson, Duke of Lizards
I beg it all trune for you

Talk my duke a mountain, Helping Friendly Book
In as far as fiefdom, I think you bad crook
Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you
Wilson, Duke of Lizards
I beg it all trune for you

I talked to my son Roger, Rutherford the same
[or "I talked to Mike Christian, Rog and Pete the same"]
When we had that meeting, over down near Game(hendge)
Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you
Wilson, Duke of Lizards
I beg it all trune for you

You got me back thinkin' that you're the worst one
I must inquire, Wilson
Can you still have fun?
Wilson
Can you still have fun?
Wilson
Can you still have fun?
Wilson


While this is going on, an uprising was going on in the castle where Wilson resided. Apparently, Wilson's accountant, Mr. Palmer, was extorting funds to help the revolution. He was thus sentenced to the AC/DC Bag, the electric hangman robot that has a black cloth over it's face. And then we que the song, "AC/DC Bag:"

AC/DC BAG

Mr. Palmer is concerned with the thousand dollar question
Just like Roger he's a crazy little kid
I've got the time if you've got the inclination
So cheer up Palmer, you'll soon be dead

The noose is hanging, at least you won't die wondering
Sit up and take notice; Tell it like it is
If I were near you I wouldn't be far from you
I've got a feeling you know what you did

chorus:

AC/DC Bag
AC/DC Bag
AC/DC Bag
DC Bag
(2x)

Time to put your money where your mouth is
Put 'em in a field and let 'em fight it out
I'm running so fast my feet don't touch the ground
I'm a stranger here I'm going down

Let's get down to the nitty gritty
Let's get this show on the road
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
I'm breathing hard - open the door

[chorus]

Brain dead, and made of money
No future at all
Pull down the blinds and run for cover
No future at all

Who would've thought it, that's where I am
No future at all
Don't sweat it, that's where I am
Whoa, carry me down, down, down, down


The news came to the camp very quickly. The setting has returned to the camp at night. We see Rutherford and Errand sitting in front of a fire, but Forbin is not there. He has gone to Tela's hut. When he arrives there, he tells Tela that he is falling in love with her. At this moment, Rutherford bursts in with rage. He then grabbed Tela and the unit monster, and killed them. We find shortly after that it was not against Forbin's intentions. In fact, Tela along with the unit monster were spies for Wilson. Tela's loveable pets, called spotted stripers, which are three legged creatures.
It didn't take Forbin long before realizing the horrible fate that the Lizards could have faced because of them, and only then did he realize the insanity of the world he was in. As written by Phishtidbits.com, Forbin said the following: "'Within twenty-four hours,' he said to Errand Wolfe, 'You will have the Helping Friendly Book.'" As so began "Colonel Forbin's Ascent:"





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