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"i'm not gonna be a pirate, forget it, get lost." "shut up, you're tied up and they're gonna kill you, so i'll untie you and beat up some guys and then you'll owe me, get it? you're on my crew." "ch, whatever..." "i hate pirates and you're a pirate so i won't join up with you, go die!" "shut up, you're a good navigator, and i want you to be my navigator, so you're on my crew, face it." "i'm alone in my fight against these evil guys, but i really appreciate your help, thank you." "shut up, we're friends, you idiot. get on the boat." "i'll never leave this restaurant, but gee golly, you're strong and you really helped me, so maybe one day i'll--" "shut up, you dummy. you have a dream, so stop clinging to the old man and come with me. i need a cook." ".....kay." "...luffy, i hate these evil guys, please kill them for me please." "of course i will! and then you'll owe me big time, so you're my friend, dammit." "...uh-huh." "i do really wanna be a pirate, but i can't ever leave this island, since i'm a monster. so i'm sorry, but-- **crycrycry**" "shut up, you're a really awesome monster, you should go on adventures with us, it'll be fun. you're part of my crew." "**immense cry**" "oh yeah, he's a doctor, too." "whaaa? neat!!" "you made me live when i didn't want to. so i'm on your crew now." "ah, i see. okay." ... "i just wanna die!" "shut up, dude, you gotta say you want to live now! c'mon!" "...i want to live and be on your crew! **crycrycry**" "auu! you guys are cool and all, but... but!" "shut up, you're pretty awesome and strong and stuff and now that we have this boat we need somebody to look after it, so you're on my crew." "aaauuuu!!" "omg you're a totally cool skeleton musician!!! you're on my crew, right now." "but this guy stole my shadow and that debilitates me, so i'm sorry, but--" "shut up! i'll just get your shadow back for you, then you're mine." ... "you guys saved me! and you're nifty! ...can i be on your crew?" "but of course, dude." |