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Saturating The Saturated Smart-Ass Market Since 1999 |
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| Euro-Dollar Does Not Control Your Mind |
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Says Dr. Van Badguy, who makes the Euro coins. "If it did, do you think I'd be doing god-damn interviews. ? NO! I'd be ruling the world and feeding your minds with horrible stuff. You'd be my slave and I'd rule Europe. HAHAHA!" In related news, Dr. Van Badguy is god and we all love him. |
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US Gov't Re-releases "Constitution" |
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Washington's new Constitution Redux includes more infeared violence during the US revolution, and exciting "new ending" in which only the removal of many civil liberties allows the daring minute-men to defeat the British. The 4th ammendment has been re-cast as the right to consume oil and gas. |
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| Chretien Bores People |
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| New study places public interest in the PM just below moss. New "Ad Scandel" seen as a desprate cry for help. Still, no one cares. |
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New Democratic Process Introduces The "Quality Vote" |
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After years of focusing solely on quantity, most democracies are now looking at the next logical step - "Quality". The definition of quality shall be determained by elite powerful rich people, who may finally get the voice in politics they always wanted. |
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HaugeTribunal Recesses for "Wings" |
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Milosovich imbarrassed and confused when prosecution returns with food. Claims he had "No idea" how TV, TV guide go there. |
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| Jazz Just Not Cool Anymore |
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Jazz has lost the honey-sweet 15- 35 year old demographic it held. Never regaining it's 1935 peak, Jazz has fallen on hard times. Really.They're not just singing about it. In a last ditch new image campaign, "Razz" music hits the streets late August. It''s like Jazz...but not. |
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