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| US-backed peace talks continued, in spite of recent attacks by both Palistinian and Isaeli armed forces. Israel, coming off of a failed helicopter-based assasination attempt on Hamas leader Rantisi, said that it remains committed to the peace process - enough to send it's top diplomatic gernade to the next round of talks with Palistinian and Hamas representatives. Not to be outdone, the Palistine authority has decided to send two Cobras and a really hot waffle-iron into the discussion. Sources close the new Israeli diplomat/anti-personnel bomb said that it is,'...hoping to pin down the issues quickly, as in the next two or three seconds.' The transmission was then unexpectedly cut short. |
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| Gay Pride hit a new homerun in a very old ballpark when Edmonton Mayor Bill Smith choked twice, gasped, re-canted, and then mumbled something about recognizing gay pride week. Edmonton, which loudly attempts to sell itself as an 'Arts and Culture' city, became only the 7,856th North American city to align itself with the gay scene. This move comes nipping on the heels of ultra- conservative Calgary's recgonition of the same event, a mere 12 years ago. Edmonton now stands with world class cities like London and New York, although New York points out that it allowed Aboriginals to vote long before 1976, never legalized the castrating of "retards", and has non-whites in political office. |
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