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*The scene opens in a McDonalds fast food restaurant. David Flair is sitting down, eating a Big Mack when the camera zooms in on him. David seems very tired, or unhappy, or maybe a bit of both. He doesn?t seem to notice the camera watching him. When he?s half done with the burger, he sets it down, wipes off his hands and face, and sits back in his bench seat. He then slowly looks over to the camera.*

David Fleer ? Do you mind? I?m kinda eating right now, ya know?

*David then goes back to chowing down his burger as the camera continues to watch him. Once he?s done with his Big Mack, he wipes off his mouth and hands, puts the crumpled up napkin in the Big Mack box, closes it up, and walks over to dump it off while drinking his soda. Once he?s done, he goes outside, hops in his metallic blue Saturn Vue, starts it up, and takes off. The camera watches David zoom out of the McDonalds parking, flinging gravel and burning rubber as the scene fades to black.*

IN THE CAR

*The scene opens back up David?s car. He seems focused on the road through his dark sunglasses. He seems to be nodding off a bit, but then wakes back up fully. The camera looks him up and down, noticing a dark, dark blue suit on with gray pinstripes. His white dress shirt has the top two buttons undone and on his left wrist is a gold Rolex watch. Once they get to an intersection, David stops the car, waiting for the three people in front of him to get going.*

David Fleer ? Alright, I?m betting you want me to comment on the Ring of Honor, ?Delicious? Dylan Martin, and just my wrestling career in general, am I correct? Well, okay then. Let?s see here?in WOWE I started slowly, losing my debut match to, I believe Big Show. Then, at my first pay-per-view, WOWE ?No Mercy?, I won the Hardcore Title two times and lost it two times within a 20 minute period, because I was in a 20 minute long ?10 Man Hardcore Battle Royal?. Then, later that same night, I helped my friend, James ?The Enigma? Thompson retain his Tag-Team Titles because earlier that month, his partner took off, leaving him in the lurch. Then, the next month at ?WrestleMania?, I took on James?s former partner and WOWE legend, the Enforcer for my Hardcore Title. Well, some say that the Enforcer had me beat until WOWE owner, Jason Harris come down and nailed Enforcer in the back with a chair, but I say that I had him beat with or without the chair.

*David leans out the window.*

David Fleer ? COME ON, JERK-WEEDS! I DON?T HAVE ALL DAMN DAY, YA KNOW!? I ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING!

*The cars start moving and David sits back inside the car as he starts to slowly follow the line.*

David Fleer ? But anyway, I beat him at ?WrestleMania? to retain my Hardcore Title, and the next month, James became ?Smack Down!? General Manager, and our faction, ?The Four Horsemen of Apocalypse? were on top of the world! Then, the Enforcer beat me again. Then, within a two month period, he had to have beaten me a bazillion times. James left the next month and the Enforcer got together with, now former WOWE World Heavyweight Champion, the Soul Stealer to take me down for the Tag-Team Titles. I believe Enforcer beat me for the Hardcore Title too. I forget. Anyway, that?s of no importance. But, about a month before WOWE went down the toilet, I quit. I knew my time in WOWE was up and I wasn?t really winning, so I quit before driving myself further and further down with that lame-ass company. That was about a year ago. Now, a year later, I?m getting back into the swing of things. And here I am, in the Ring of Honor! I decided to give ROH a shot. I don?t expect a long, fruitful career here?but I am going to make one Hell of an impact as long as I am here. Okay now?those are my comments on my career and on ROH. If you want any comments on ?Delicious? Dylan Martin?you?ll have to wait until I get an interview at the arena. Nuff said to you, bitch-boy! Turn off the damn camera!

*David gives the camera an angry, serious look for a few seconds then looks back to the road. The cameraman does as he?s told and fades the scene out to black.*

AT THE ARENA

*The scene fades in to David Fleer, once again, but this time in the men?s dressing room, getting on his gear for a house show. He?s slipping on his knee pads and yanks them up a bit. Some unknown rookie then approaches David. He stops trying to pull up his kneepads and looks up at the no-named rookie. This rookie has on black trucks with a gray stripe down the sides, a bleach-blonde buzz-cut, and black pads and boots. David looks up into the rookie?s light-blue eyes. David then stands up and waits for the kid to say something.*

Rookie ? Hi, are you David Fleer?

David Fleer ? Yeah, that?s right. Who the Hell are you?

Rookie ? Well, my name is Heywood Stalin, and I?m a rookie in ROH, just like you, and this is a chance for me to prove myself to the fans and to the ROH staff. Nice to meet you, and?good luck!

*The rookie holds out his hand for David to shake, but David gives the kid a look like he just shit himself. The kid seems confused.*

David Fleer ? Look here, Heywood?I may be NEW to the Ring of Honor, but I?m sure as Hell no rookie! I?m a three time WOWE Hardcore Champion, a former WOWE Tag-Team Champion, and I beat the Enforcer at ?WrestleMania?, so boy?you?d better check the bass in your damn voice, and show me the respect I earned! I don?t even have an entire year?s pro experience under my belt, and I?ve already done more than you?ll probably do in your entire career! Luck? I don?t need any damn luck! But kid?good luck for you tonight.

*David gives the kid a fake smile as he grabs the kids hand and shakes it. Heywood Stalin seems confused and dumbfounded as David drops his hand and leaves the room, apparently all ready to fight. Heywood looks after him as the scene skips to follow David Fleer walking down the hall. He stops really quickly at a water machine and puts in two quarters to get a bottle of Purina water. After popping the top, he drinks and walks down the hall. He then gets to the interview zone where Kevin Kelly is standing and quickly flags David down.*

Kevin Kelly ? How are you doing, David? Mind if I have an interview?

David Fleer ? Okay, fine?but if you?re going to ask more than one question at once like ya just did, I?m gonna smack ya! What?s up?

***Imagine that Mark is Kevin Kelly.***

Kevin Kelly ? Okay, I wanted to know if Dusty Rhodes sees you going very far in ROH, or are you just here to bring in viewers of the old WOWE?

David Fleer ? What are you sayin?, Kev? Are you sayin? that I don?t have potential? Huh? Are you sayin? that I can?t go out there every night and give it my all; 110%; leave everything I have in that ring night after night like everyone else here? Is that what you?re asking me?

Kevin Kelly ? No sir, not at all! We?ve seen you rumble in WOWE many times, and you have definite potential, and you can go with the best of them. But, what I?m asking is, why do you think you were hired?

David Fleer ? Why else would I think I was hired? I was hired because there?s not one piece of crap in the back that can carry a federation! Dusty Rhodes?he saw all these losers walk in through those doors show after show and he realized that not one man?not ONE MAN?could carry ROH, and they definitely couldn?t take ROH to where he wants it to be! Dusty Rhodes is NOT a stupid man, Kev! He knows quite a lot about wrestling, and he knows that no one on the ROH roster can carry the Ring of Honor like I can! I bring the new blood to the Ring of Honor! I bring the heat; hardcore action to ROH! I bring in a flavor that not one man back there can possibly comprehend with their finite minds! Do you believe in God, Kevin?

Kevin Kelly ? Why, yes sir, I do.

David Fleer ? Good. So do I. And it says in the Bible that the reason that normal humans cannot comprehend half the stuff he did was because we all have finite minds! Well?it?s the same way with me. Not one man back there in that dressing room; not one woman back there in their dressing room can possibly comprehend half of what I do! I bring in to ROH a style that no man could possibly even touch! Kevin Kelly, I KNOW I was hired simply to take ROH to a new level. I was hired because Dusty Rhodes?the entire staff?the entire ROH locker room?they need me! The fans?the staff?the locker room?and even you, Kevin Kelly, may not want to admit it?but ROH needs me! I don?t need ROH?but it needs me!

Kevin Kelly ? So, are you saying that our World Champion, the Rock can?t carry ROH? Are you saying that former ten time World Champions like Triple H can?t carry ROH? You are saying that only you, out of our entire all-star roster, are the only man in the back that can carry the Ring of Honor?

David Fleer ? THAT?S EXACTELLY WHAT I?M SAYING! Rock, Triple H, David Flair, Matt Hardy, Kane, Goldberg, Scott Steiner, the other doofusses backstage?sure, they can carry a federation, but they can?t take it to the next level! I am the only man in the back that can take ROH to new heights! And I?m gonna prove that come ?Smack Down!?

Kevin Kelly ? Well, while we?re on the subject of ?Smack Down!?, what do you think of your opponent this week: ?Delicious? Dylan Martin?

David Fleer ? This punk is just like the rest of them in the back: He?s young, he?s got the look of a super-model, and he?s cocky. I have yet to see him in the ring, but I?m sure he?s got some skill. Big freakin? whoop! You expect me to bend over and kiss his super-model, whiney-bitch ass just because he?s young and can wrestle? Sure, he may have potential, but then again?he may not. All I know it, I?ll give him a test run in the ring, and I?ll give you my opinions next week. But Dylan?don?t expect me to take it easy on you just because I?ve got a whole Hell of a lot more experience than you. The way I see it is, you need to learn to do things the hard way. You step in the ring with me, expect to bleed, and expect to feel pain like your pretty-boy face has never felt before! I will make three promises to you now: I WILL whoop your ass, I WILL drop you in the Naturalization, and I WILL beat you! I know what I?m talking about, dude. No one has EVER kicked out of a Naturalization?and no one ever will. Kevin?nuff said!

*David then smacks the mic away from his mouth and Kevin jumps back in surprise really quick before David Fleer turns around and takes off down the hall to the entrance area for the entrance stage. Kevin then paces around and waits for someone else to interview as the scene fades to black.*