I am working on the second one right now...
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| Now I have no idea where you live or what school you attend, but since most of my friends attended Coconut Creek High School, I came up with a few ideas that at least hold true there. DO NOT BE OFFENDED. I like to call these: | ||||||||||
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| The first trouble with dating is that, regarding women, only about 15 percent are hoes. The other 85 percent are not. With guys, an overwhelming 85 percent of us are hoes, willing to screw almost anything on two legs. Only 15 percent of guys aren't this way. Now, when the guys that are hoes venture to hook up with girls, they fail 85 percent of the time, because only 15 percent are willing to get with them -- the other 85 percent are trying to hook up with the 15 percent of guys that aren't hoes!! The guys who aren't hoes wind up dating non-hoe girls who are bitches 75 percent of the time. The only demographic group that comes out "on top of things" are the girls who are hoes!! They have 85 percent of men to choose from. I am working on the second one right now... |
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