WARNING!
Update!
Dearest citizens and freedom fighters, I have grave news indeed, for Shakla Carl has stumbled upon this site, and is not happy! As I type this message of warning, he is now begining his infiltration of my subterrainion stronghold, and as luck may have it, I caught that face of eveil on my security camera on the top most floor.
God save me, I dont know how long I can keep my self held up in here.
Once again, through my genious and amazing sleuthing abilities I have come across another horrid instalment in our saga against terrorism. But this is a light of hope! I have found a cure for Shakla Carl's horrid constipation nerve gas. This procees is a touch painful but indeed it is the only way. I have left instructions Here.
Dear citizens, I have recently found out, that our feindish Shakla Carl, has struck again, sending out a wave ofconstipation over the homeland! There are indeed pictures of this gruesome act here.
Pictured below is America's next biggest threat to peace and order, established in Canada, he is best know for his 1968 campaign against french fries and gravy, thats right futton. Although little is know about him now, I will try to keep you fellow americans posted.
This dangerous man goes by the name Shakla Carl, be wary.
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