Lyrics by Jacob Carr
Music by Dead Democrat
I'm gonna tell you guys a story,
A story about a man named,
Brick.
It was a misty Sunday morning,
A Calm and quiet sea,
Then suddenly,
A monster appeared, roaring!
He dove from the crows nest,
A pain in his side,
�A SEA MONSTER APPROACHES,
AND IT HAS BUT ONE EYE!�
The crew of the ship,
Scrabbled for their posts,
But far far to late,
For the ship was indeed lost.
He swam to the monster,
A spear in one hand,
I kill that bad bastard,
Sure as I am!
The beast reached out
and snatched up ol� Brick
�OH NO!� he shout
�TIS A TODDLER DICK!�
What I�ve said here
Is all there is to be told
�bout my good �ol�
Buddy Brick.