"I just want someone I can brush my teeth with at night."

Rick: What would Jesus do?
Krissy: Oh, he'd get felt up in a movie theater.

I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. You're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

Never run in the rain with your socks on.

The beauty of the punk thing is that everyone has their own interpretation--like the Bible.
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