tippy - 12/21/00 08:25:36
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: blue
Do I look fat in this font?: no
Comments:
yes u r very pretty!.i just kinda wandered into your site.i live in richmond too(actually the west end,but close enough).do you ever go to twisters on thrusdays?i go,if i see you i'll say hi.i always wear a black porkpie hat(u know,boy george lookin).anyhoo.nice site.c u latter.bye!
Kreso - 11/29/00 11:10:29
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: black
Do I look fat in this font?: never
Comments:
Good picts, I like'em. You're also showed a
huge sense of humor. Bravo. K.
dale pludd - 11/25/00 13:43:00
Current underwear color?: i prefer paper towels, thank you.
Do I look fat in this font?: yes.
Comments:
toots, whistles...proud, braying elephants--all of them draped in fantastic crimson and gold...and i have found all of the reasons why.
Spermula - 11/22/00 06:46:06
My URL:http://ILOSTMYDOMAIN.FUCK
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: What is this "underwear?"
Do I look fat in this font?: I never answer "fat" questions when they are asked by women. It's a no win situation.
Comments:
"Mitchell's a good cop!!!"
Maggie with her silver boots yeah, boots... - 10/26/00 20:53:20
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Wiccania
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: silver... to match my boots
Do I look fat in this font?: no, marvel at my boots... lo they are mighty
Comments:
Retch-ell! Much love! Delaney! Much Love! We miss you guys at ye olde h & d... Ok, I miss you guys... I'm so lonely *sniff* and I can't even watch Passions... cause I get UPN. Without you guys there's no MST in my life... my only joy is Eddie (I
ant to put babies on spikes!)... and pretty bois... Come back and visit me soon...
Duhhhhh-laneeee - 10/26/00 05:29:14
My URL:http://howpunkami?.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: I'm too punk for underpants!
Do I look fat in this font?: No, but it isn't punk enough for me. I'm leaving.
Comments:
Hahahaha...I'm not really leaving! And I'm really not all that punk...but you already know that, Retchell. Hooray for stereotypes! We still need to make the Punk & Goth short films. They will be *fabulous*. Well, I am definitely looking forward to "Passio
s" tomorrow. Things are getting WACKY! (And to anyone who has not seen this show - watch it. It's hilarious.) Okay, well, I will look forward to seeing you, m'dear.
spooook - 10/22/00 03:31:55
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: stupid question!
Do I look fat in this font?: boo!
Comments:
hey your cute but so young! Bob Hope! what a guy? which road are you on!
Global Goth - 10/07/00 17:52:33
My URL:http://http://www.geocities.com/global_goth/
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: Aqua Boxers
Do I look fat in this font?: Undernourished more like..
Comments:
I like your site, amusing. You and your female friends can come and live in my closet and I promise to speak to your face. (on occasion, can't betray the Male Ethos.)
Seriously: Very entertaining site and I like your ramblings.
Ice - 09/29/00 20:41:36
Current underwear color?: blueberry
Do I look fat in this font?: nope
Comments:
You're pretty...
melissa your favorite english major - 09/27/00 03:58:48
My URL:ummm, no...
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: gray
Do I look fat in this font?: no, red and black are slimming
Comments:
rachel, rachel...! your pictures are so cute! i want you to take pictures of me, maybe ill look that good. and i found a grammatical error. ha ha. send me email. every day. lots of it.
Winter - 09/25/00 01:16:13
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: Underwear I didn't know we had to wear any/ Black / or catnthehat
Do I look fat in this font?: No you look quite attractive
Comments:
Write to me soon
Ask and I'll tell
Justin - 09/23/00 11:08:53
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/j_cold
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: grey
Do I look fat in this font?: nah, times new roman is very slimming
Comments:
I like your site, but what of this 4 year love that won't piss on you to put out a fire? I'm not sure if I missed the explanation behind it or what, but I love to hear how that came to be. Don't let anything get you down. Damn, how do you end a signature
n a guest book?
Fruity Rotten - 09/19/00 11:53:30
Current underwear color?: Can't really tell with all the skid marks & urine stains.
Do I look fat in this font?: Very. Get some fucking lipo!
Comments:
You just robbed me of my signing a guestbook virtue. I feel so cheap & used.
lilskeezawhore - 09/18/00 22:18:58
My URL:http://headhooker.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: what's that?
Do I look fat in this font?: take it off
Comments:
When you get some stopjohn insist that he pay you in cash for checks from those types of guys normally bounce- trust me I know.
Ectomorphic Beret Wearing Pseudo Intellectual - 09/18/00 06:09:49
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/palace/1270
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: My friend insists that they are beige, but personally I prefer to call them "flesh tone".
Do I look fat in this font?: Um,...literally or figuritively?
Comments:
I am literate, but I don't read half as much as I should...even though I'm currently plowing through Plato's Socratic dialogues.
I wear a beret in an attempt to further cultivate my image as an enigmatic intellectual. It works.
I like your page. You are funny and interesting.
I like interesting people, and I also like Labyrinth. I had a crush on Jennifer Connelly.
Have you read the Adrian Mole diaries?...I think you would like them.
yomama - 09/16/00 22:33:27
My URL:http://www.suckasses incorporated.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: thecolorofdriedbloodfromthefreshmenikilled
Do I look fat in this font?: no
Comments:
dfrekmdksaoeriu'[pwernsakjhfjnvf;laojkljnczxm/fiw[PEOIRJREWPOIUZCKJKJWPE;AOnakkdsjdkgfotrej
Will,Lord CyberPunk - 09/15/00 23:32:57
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: you mean I have to wear something in that area ?
Comments:
As for the Boobie story , perhaps a small loud-
speaker in your cleveage a with recording would help. It could say something like - " Hey You ,
freakin' jerk ! Talk to the face not the gazonga's !" the rest of the page is cool , kinda
like the Brady Bunch on an acid trip-nice.
Will, again - 09/15/00 23:23:34
My URL:http://home.postnet.com/~wmhanson/
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: still not telling.
Comments:
sorry here is my webpage/site for any
body who is interested - jewelry made
out of computer parts and my favorite movies !
Yum!
dummy - 09/12/00 04:24:14
My URL:http://vaclavisthecutestboyever.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: salmon
Do I look fat in this font?: No.Do I?
Comments:
Vaclav is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sin_slave - 09/10/00 21:43:49
My Email:[email protected]
Comments:
into the night........we walk......among the moonlight......looking for the other.........the one with no cover..........to awaken.......to be foresaken.........by the one we thought.......was real..........was only the one.........we desire to feel.....<
r>
Scoooootie Crisp - 09/10/00 00:06:11
My URL:http://childrenareevil.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: white lace thongs, just for you, you sexy biotch
Do I look fat in this font?: no, just plain. Italics are much more flow-y
Comments:
Andrew recommended your page to me. i am depressed. i mean impressed. i like it, it smacks heavily of the insanity that i deal with on a daily basis, only my kind isn't really that funny, and yours..well, yours isn't either. NO, I'M KIDDING! i love your s
nse of humor. The rest of you isn't so bad, either. Ha. Get in touch, email me or something, meet the devilboy. Either way, it's all good fun.
curemadgirl - 09/04/00 00:23:29
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: white
Do I look fat in this font?: LoL! crazy gurl
Comments:
Yes Rachel, your so pUrDY!!! you also have a friggin awesome ( i never use that word!) website, your really out there and funny, i love it!
superman - 09/02/00 23:11:05
My URL:http://www.iahtemylifewaaaaaa.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: silver diamond encrusted with rubies and sapphires along the edges
Do I look fat in this font?: what the hell is a font? Is that somethin' dirty?
Comments:
12 year old girls don't really give good head, contrary to popular belief.
Gopal the Barbarian - 09/02/00 22:30:54
My URL:http://www.BellaMorte.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: black
Do I look fat in this font?: only from the side
Comments:
Lovely.
So I have finally made it. Taken long enough, or so I've heard. Your e-mails make no sense.
I'm leaving now, have fun. And I missed the Kittie Porn.
Ratravarman - 09/01/00 05:08:27
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: red & black checker pattern
Do I look fat in this font?: No
Comments:
The friends you have are interesting. You are also and I hope we get to talk soon! Best of luck! 8)=
DockerNinja - 08/30/00 07:13:22
My URL:http://houseatreides.moonfruit.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: Actually, all i have on is a sheet. Its bloody hot.
Do I look fat in this font?: Of course not. You look marvelous in ariel.
Comments:
Interesting page. You sound alot like some of my friends. Heh. Interested in comin to a party? Check my page for details. Have a night.
yomama - 08/29/00 16:44:45
My URL:http://www.boobtropolis.com
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: puke green with orange polkadots
Do I look fat in this font?: is polkadot one word? You look marvelous!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments:
I hate buns!!!!!!!!!!! I hate buns!!!!!!!!!!!! I ate everything!!!!!! I ate. I ate. Soylent Green is people!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGGGG, I am a pirate matey!!!!!!!!!
Neural Ligature - 08/28/00 00:49:20
My URL:none... sorry
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: I'm not wearing underwear.
Do I look fat in this font?: Sans-serif typefaces are more slimming. ;)
Comments:
There is too much hunger in the world... Uhm, no... wrong page. "Uhh! Yeah! Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen! Boys & muthafuckin' girls!" Gotta luv prince.... "Pussy Control! Ahhh!" Damn I'm in a wacky mood... must rub off from this web page.
skullfuker - 08/25/00 22:55:53
My URL:http://[email protected]
Current underwear color?: sort of off white
Do I look fat in this font?: No, you have perfect cheese shaped curlices
Comments:
When the dead walk the earth, they shall feast upon the flesh of the living. And when all of the living have been consumed, the dead will turn to the dirt for sustenance. When the dirt is all but gone they will, reluctantly, eat at the Olive Garden. And I
like this web page. No, Rachel is not making me write this by threatening to barbeque my yarbles if I am not nice. Or is she?
Father Jim - 08/24/00 19:29:01
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: Green
Comments:
I applaud your writing style. You use honest and simple imagery to share your story.
Mr. Goth - 08/24/00 03:29:38
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: Black boxers
Do I look fat in this font?: No
Comments:
Great website!
Tabby - 08/21/00 22:51:44
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: none :) they bind
Do I look fat in this font?: who is "I" in this case?
Comments:
What up beotch? get off the d@mb phone
SQUEE X Monster - 08/14/00 19:59:25
Current underwear color?: none
Do I look fat in this font?: No
Comments:
FACE THW WACKY MUSIC AND DANCE LIKE A DEAD TREE!!!! I AM THE SQUEE THAT BARKS IN THE NIGHT!@!$#
redman - 08/10/00 10:43:29
My URL:http://withdeathcomestodespair.com
My Email:mccombermicheal#yahoo.com
Current underwear color?: joe boxers
Do I look fat in this font?: what is fat ???
Comments:
Richmond kicks ass wish i was there,,,,do me a fav go to Twisters and see a show for me and check out With Death Comes despair great band
Maggus of the rarely seen anymore - 07/25/00 20:41:38
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Wiccania
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: SHIT! That's what I forgot this morning!!!
Do I look fat in this font?: no, do you have tacos here?
Comments:
Just checking in and looking at the new rants n stuff. Most groovy Rachel-san. See you at the candy store, where we get chocolate like dirt under our nails... and between our teeth... Call me (actually, e-mailing me will probably get a faster response,
o?)... let's do lunch, pictures, something. Must hang out before you leave! Garg! I am saying Garg!
Quote the Noodle:
"Bow down or I'll unleash my zoinky army of surly crack-babies!!"
YaYAYaYAYyaYAyaY - 07/14/00 19:51:38
My Email:YayAYayyaY
Current underwear color?: YAyAYAyaY
Do I look fat in this font?: YAyAYayAYAYAYA
Comments:
hey girL! AHHHHHHHHHH how arEEEE yOuUuuuuuu ... i am hyper. hehe. yeah. its me Nadia if youre wondering why this psycho dumbass is signing your BookiE. anyway I LOVE THE PAGEEEEEEE OOOOHHH BABY.. well i must shut up now... bye bye!
Tabby - 07/14/00 04:01:16
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: i only wear panties at work (and then not for very long)
Do I look fat in this font?: maybe you should try latex it is very slimming
Comments:
I'm hurt. I fianaly have a pic on your site and you just say "My rommie liked to paint me", there are plenty of you out there who remember me but alot that don't. you make Tabby the stripper eyes leak, no good no good at all.
punkRAWK - 07/09/00 06:35:48
My Email:...porn to old people.
Current underwear color?: which layer?
Do I look fat in this font?: red=commie scum!
Comments:
WHAT ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF THAT LITTLE GIRL? [slams fist on table.] oh, you silly, fruity goth people (especially boys, but rachel is not silly nor fruity. and how about her grammar?)i figgered i'd sign this here gawddurn thing because i have nothing better
to do, 'cept kill 'coons and drink a pbr. actually, i'm formulating new and improved ways to kick in the faces of super-fruity goth boys. what the hell is wrong with some of these people? stop being so goddamn fruity and maybe we'll stop making fun of you
which in turn makes you run off and become even FRUITIER! seriously, so you goth chicks actually LIKE these malnourished, whiny creeps? most of you goth gals are all right (although a little DARK at times, but i guess you wouldn't be goth if you weren't.
.) but those boys piss the shit out of me. anyhoo, rachel is way cool and i apologize if i offended her (even though i'm pretty sure i didn't.) cawl me, we'll do lunch. chat. bitch. discuss.
B - 06/27/00 21:48:16
My Email:adio [email protected]
Current underwear color?: errr underware
Do I look fat in this font?: you look Marvelous
Comments:
Congrats this is the first guest book i've ever made an entry in (sounds like pillow talk) and way nice page good rants I eat cheese In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey what does one say on these things anyway Well latz see ya round
Ghoulia - 06/17/00 02:18:25
My Email:none of your bidness, fool
Current underwear color?: black, duh
Do I look fat in this font?: Of course not.
Comments:
I can't type right now, I'm eating sweet and sour shrimp with Rachel, so she's typing. Please tell everyone to send me a dollar so I can move to where that cute boy with piercings is. Now Rachel must eat her bag of meat. Mmmmmm, bag of meat.
Suzanne $mond - 06/14/00 19:14:34
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: underwear????
Do I look fat in this font?: is it black then no
Comments:
ra-you are the goth queen and we are mear peasents to serve you.....did that sound weird?
Delaney!!!!!!!!!!!! - 05/28/00 04:55:40
Current underwear color?: purple sparkly
Do I look fat in this font?: no, it's very flattering
Comments:
um, i'm not goth. am i allowed to be here? rachel says no. damn. i can't type with rachel hovering over me dammit! this is a fun page. i like the pictures. even though i don't think that goth boys are very cute. !viva delaney!
Ares - 05/21/00 00:41:14
My Email:[[email protected]
Current underwear color?: n/a
Do I look fat in this font?: ..as in phat? *shudders*
Comments:
I should be in the cute guys list. Not fair.
Tabby - 05/19/00 23:35:23
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: none
Do I look fat in this font?: well i know i would
Comments:
Hello all from the far off wonderland, Atlanta, where free range organic goths infest the city like a cancer and then are harvested and processed to make coke-a-cola. Wee my brain hurts.
miranda - 05/12/00 05:34:41
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: rainbow- and it's not a statement of any kind, just pretty.
Comments:
i wish i had those bebe recipes for dinner instead of the lousy mexican i just ate with an even lousier date. i love your page, but its missing something...hmmm...some lusty gothettes in strange, inviting poses deceivingly innocent surrounded by flowers.
..make that one lusty and one puny waif please. and leave the puny one alone, she's got a good heart (for puny waif recipes...) im outta here
secret editor... sneaking in to make sure new changes apply properly - 05/11/00 04:19:37
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/JTHM_fan
My Email:[email protected]
Current underwear color?: silver sequined... with tassled pasties to match
Do I look fat in this font?: do my nipples look fat in these pasties?
Comments:
Quote the Noodle:
"You're all zombie thigh-fat people, brought into animation by some evil force of forceful evil!!! Shit! That lipstick's the wrong color for you!!"
wiccania (ok, Maggie) - 05/11/00 01:57:21
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/wiccania
My Email:not applicable
Do I look fat in this font?: what font? you're naked!!!!!!
Comments:
Hooray for the boobie chant... er, I mean rant.
You hit the nipple right on the head there...
You're learning well young padawan... soon you too shall write code like a second language.
jbs - 05/09/00 13:32:46
My URL:http://www.jasonbeamstudios.com
My Email:zebra stripes
Do I look fat in this font?: Its not the font that makes you fat, it's the fat that makes you fat.
Comments:
Very interesting! I think I will go get some therapy now...
~*Livia*~ - 05/09/00 12:37:01
My Email:grey (b/c black would be too goth!)
Do I look fat in this font?: from the front or from the side?
Comments:
Your webpage makes me giggle like a young schoolgirl eating paste for the first time...mmmm paste. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Guaranteed to make you sterile.
sister - 05/09/00 01:56:56
My Email:none of your business
Do I look fat in this font?: who?
Comments:
Hi fellow R-person, standing right behind me. Add some more stuff to your web page and I'll tell my (possible)friend to see it. I'm so lonely. Nobody likes me.