Hi kids. My name is Alex Darby. I play the bass guitar. That's an instrument. Did you know my legs are made out of fabric, and my body is made out of wood? Isn't that freaky?
Ciao.... fools.
Aloha.
Did you know I can use my arms as drumsticks because they are made out of the same material? Wood?
I have been bald my whole life.
Au Revoir.... fools.
Ahoy hoy cheeky chappies.
Did you know my head will fall off if you undo my cravate? And that to save money they didn't give me any hair?
I don't know if I can play guitar or sing because I am just a puppet.
Adios..... fools.