A weird looking local person comes over to you. He starts gibbering endlessly at you and you wish he would shut up. He tells you his name is Lawrence Hulton. He tells you he is originally from Stoke-on-Trent. He tells you he is in love with his pet cow, Michelle. He tells you so much that you jump up and try to strangle him. It works. He falls to the floor unconscious. The locals are angry at this act. They start shouting at you offensively. One of them shoots you through the head with a rifle.

Not surprisingly, you die.
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