12/12/99
After leaving the computer room yesterday, Me and Ert went down to Flames and bought pizzas. Then we came all the way back up to UCS to go to the recording studio. We recorded some weird noises (eg. The sound of a  half inch paintbrush hitting against a Royal bank of Scotland Frisbee) and went down to Steve Law's. By this time it was almost midnight. We sat around drinking vodka and coke (Well, Me, Nikki, Sara and Steve did: Ert doesn't drink) and I finally left at about half past five this morning. Since getting up today, I have been to Filey (Chez Prez) and eaten Sonntag dinner. Ert is now off in the recording studio again, except this time he is helping Julian to record weird noises......the plot thickens!

13/12/99
Today was delightful naked woman day. Thankfully it was Sue not Carol! Gareth Canteen Worker started singing a Katrina and the Waves song at me today. This was because of a phone text message I sent to people. Mum is ill, although today she got herself a new mobile phone.

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27/03/00
Hello again, this is Nicholas Witchell of the BBC 6 o'clock news...No it isn't really, its just me. Today I really should be doing some painting work for tomorrow but I really can't be bothered. To be honest it doesn't matter anyway as I wouldn't have been able to bring the work up to uni anyway as some of the oil paint still isn't bloody dry. I also should be doing some special photocopying onto lasertran paper, but thats for Wednesday, not tomorrow. Enough of this work talk. My residence in Filey has been sold, to some people from Leeds. If of course you only know me from this website, you won't know that we have received yet more Bradfordians as neighbours, and that the new lot are worse than the originals. Never mind. Osgodby here we come. I can smell the woods and sea view already!

04/09/00
Oops, I forgot to write in my diary AGAIN. Never mind. Hmm what have you missed dear reader?
Not a lot, we're not moving to Osgodby. The Ledesians pulled out (!) as did Mr & Mrs Wankerface from Cawood, near Selby (Names changed to protect the "innocent").
John has been in the good "old" U S of A over the summer. I didn't, I drank too much and got sunburnt in Whitby with Aunty Amanda (see all about her here.)
Anyway, bye 4 now, something has just downloaded...

05/09/00

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