15/11/99
Today I actually remembered to update my website!!!!!!!! First time in almost a fortnight. Today we had THREE different naked women in ONE lesson. It was quite an eye opener I can tell you. Ben is supposedly ill again. I got the Paraskos essay finished yesterday at about half past five in the afternoon. Lucy skived most of the day again. Can you see a pattern occuring her? I was very tired today. I really ought to get some sleep one of these days, but I doubt whether I shall as I am possibly going out AGAIN tonight!!! Must remember to get up at a sensible time tomorrow though so I can tidy my pigsty as Aunty Ruth is coming, and so I can take my essay up to the Paraskosoffice between 11 and 12.
16/11/99
Today Aunty Ruth and Uncle Chris came to see me. I felt really crappy and when we went to Yates' I couldn't eat all my food for fear of gipping. I got over it though. The three of us a nd the prezzywigs then went to the coffee shop above pastiche and I had some peppermint tea.
17/11/99
Today I had Makeamess Day at UCS. Lucy skived again. I had to discuss my Hoffman KXNBR with the group and I fell asleep during a slide show. It hailed this morning.
18/11/99
Paraskos days are always fun aren't they? Actually it wasn't as bad as usual because we had a twenty minute break in the middle of the lesson. Lucy skived AGAIN!!! What a waster she is. I might be going to Quids Inn to see Sandra the art student sing tonight. Benjamina wasn't ill on monday by the way. He was apparently seeing 'Sexy Sam' whoever he/she is. The weather was cack again this morning. Hail and Sleet!!!!!
19/11/99
Last night I was sick in Quids Inn. Today I went out to the Underground and only drank coke. Drunk people are so annoying when you're sober.
20/11/99
Today I went to the Underground again. Now theres a surprise.
21/11/99
Today I went with Culoman to South Yorkshire. From there we collected the Obergrappenfuhrer, Claire and Squam. We took them to the De Rhodes in Barlborough and had a meal with Uncle Frank. Me, C & S walked up the drive to Barlborough Hall while Uncle Frank was returned to Whitwell in the Hire Car. I noticed that they have rebuilt the central lantern tower on the roof of the place. Other changes include: a massive housing estate on the car boot sale field, the drive is actually wide enough for two cars to pass each other, and Sue's garden has been replaced by a sea of grey gravel.
22/11/99
Naked Woman Day. Yes, you guessed it, Lucy skived AGAIN. I have a feeling she will be chucked off the course. Went to (yawn) the Underground and had a massive argument with Beej which ended with me being covered in alcohol. I also threw bottles at him and kicked him in the head. But he started it. Thats true that is.I also rather unkindly twatted Adrian with a bottle and cried all over Sara and Fran.
23/11/99
Today I had a bath to get the beer out of my hair. I ate tortilla chips and salsa for breakfast. I have apologised to Aidy and John. I don't plan on going out today as it always seems to end with me being moronic and crying over people. What a hassle.
24/11/99
Makeamess day / Tink's birthday. Today Beej had the living S**t kicked out of him by scary haired Steve (aka. Gimpy the clown). Apart from that I'd actually had quite a good day. In makeamess I am going to do a fake notice board. I also ate some Super Noodles cooked in Steve Malkav's sicky microwave. John has got a broken nose.
25/11/99
Paraskosday. Paraskos wasn't as tedious as usual today. I don't know how this happened. I was very disappointed. I have still got a bit of a sore throat occasionally, when it feels like it. It was role play today. We played Skygalleons of Mars.
26/11/99
Friday. Today I got up at about quarter past one, which was quite early for me. I didn't do anything of note today, apart from eat canteen food (and live). I also ridiculed Gareth the canteen worker's regulation canteen hat.
27/11/99
Today I got up at 2pm. I ate a packet of Quavers. After that I went to the Computer room. Then I went to McDonalds with Ert, and had a Quarter pounder with cheese meal. I still think Burger King is better. Yesterday I went to the Underground and drank things, and I only got home this morning at 7.30am!!!!!! After going to McDonalds today I went to Sara/Nicki's and left at 4am.
28/11/99
Today I went on the bus to Filey with Beej and ate with the Prezzywigs. And thats about it really.
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