A story of love and hate... The setting is the Dead Angelica tour bus, in the middle of England, driving along happily...
ELLI: (on phone to Charlie) No, Charlie, you don't understand... that bitch wore my pink socks!... What?... James wore your boxers?... Yeah but Charlie they were my socks so it's worse...I know they're your boxers... He did WHAT in them?! How disgusting of the little fag! Throw them out!... Well anyway back to ME yeah anyway I hate her!... No... But Charlie... No, she... Yes but they were my socks...
meanwhile...
ICE: (on phone to Benji) Oh God Benji I cannot put up with it anymore! All I did was borrow her socks, she has loads anyway... No, unlike you, I like to change socks every day... What?!... Benj I love you but that is disgusting! Shove it up your epydidimus!... Huh?... Oh yeah that rocks my socks... Which reminds me, I now have to actually get off my arse and go buy some 'cos that beeyatch won't lend me hers... no socks not... yeah ok...
ICE ends convo. ICE walks downstairs and crashes into ELLI, still on phone. Silence for one second, then:
I'LL KILL YA BITCH!!
kkccgh...
*screams*
Fuck you!
Oh shit I think I killed her...
