Conceived with Kate H.
I'm not knocking bass players here, really, I'm not trying to do that. But have you ever noticed that in most bands, the bass player is the weirdo/ugly one/retard/one at the back? I mean, isn't that just a little strange? Obviously, there are exceptions, eg Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mest (now, that Matt Lovato is a hot bass player!) and a few others. But look at the other evidence for this theory. Let's take Good Charlotte's bass player, Paul Thomas. Even he admits it. "I'm just the bass player... nobody has a crush on the bass player." And Evanescence- their bass player is some random guy with a blonde beard. I mean, come on! Who else... oh, the Darkness. Their bass player is the weirdo one hanging around at the back.
I actually really believe this theory!! It works!