� Ayesha Patel and Eleanor Hollington 2003
Chorus:
I'm the world's biggest Spiderfan,
I'm in love with Spiderman,
He can do anything a spider can,
Plus he looks so hot with that spider tan,
Yeah, I'm the world's biggest Spiderfan
Verse 1
Oh Tobey, you are so fit,
Just like Spiderman, yeah every bit,
When I first saw you my heart lit,
And I wanted to see you without your kit!
Chorus
Verse 2
So I followed you home one night,
I swear I never meant to start a fight,
But I realised you could be a light,
And I was the one to make you bright,
So I stuck my knife into your heart,
You fought 'cos you didn't want us to part,
But this way is better than some sad old tart,
Piercing your soul with a poison dart.
Chorus
Verse 3
Soon after, the police came for me,
I think it was you they'd have rather seen,
But to this day that can never be,
'Cos I've buried you deeper than six feet.
Oh Tobey, you're safer in the ground,
I've made sure you can never be found,
Although my alibi is very sound,
I've bought all the land a mile around.
Chorus
Spoken
Now you'll last forever Tobey, and you'll belong only to me forever and ever and ever...fadeout