This page is full of random stuff I've said... Don't make too much fun of me!
"I like to quit- I quit ballet after grade 1, piano after grade 2, gymnastics, voluntary community service (it was in an old folks' home, and they scare me!), drama club (the teacher was a bitch), karate, every single diet I've ever been on, plus I quit my old room and moved upstairs."
"The first CD I ever owned was the 'Because We Want To' single by Billie *hangs head in shame*... I was like 9, okay??!! Alright, no excuse."
"I wish I had a twin sister."
"I have been called a freak. And been stared at in the street. -Hey that kinda rhymed!"
"I've never been asked to dance, I've never even held hands with a guy. Look at me, so pure! Hahaha. No, I'm just ugly and no-one wants me lol."
"I have been called lazy by several people- including myself."
"Once, I painted glittery nail polish onto my eyebrows. I had to sit there and peel it all off."
"I once tried to bleach my hair and dye it pink. I failed. I now have to live with ginger tips."
"But I look so stupid when I smile!"
"Once I went to Elle's house, and my mum told me no to go swimming without a parent. So of course we went swimming, and when we were walking back with wet hair who should drive up but my mum... You can judge for yourself how pleased she was."
"One of my favourite hobbies is going around perfume counters and nicking the free samples... but now all the perfume counters in London recognise me, so that goes kablooey."
"Ratio of people preferring Justin Timberlake to Benji Madden in my class- 25 to 1. The 1 is me."
(about Good Charlotte) "I'm not that obsessed!"
"Once in self-defence class, I got paired up with Monica and had to escape an arm-lock from her. I was crap at it, so she said, 'Look I'll make you angry. Benji loves me more than you and he propo...' Let's put it this way- she flew, right across the room."
"Veggies rock- No, I don't care what you think!"
"Shut up Eleanor... I'm right, you're wrong, deal with it!"
"I'm always singing along unconsciously to my Walkman in public... and then I wonder why people give me odd looks."
"Love hurts. Truth hurts. And going to the dentist to have your teeth pulled out hurts too."
"I say a lot of crap... ignore me."
(seeing an Ashes game on TV) "Oh, England are playing! Who's the other team?"
"Yeah, I'm taking Ancient Greek for GCSE... Why are you laughing?!"
"I'm such a kid sometimes, and sometimes I'm not. Like, in my room I have a Harry Potter poster next to a Slipknot poster. And I seem to be the only person who doesn't have a problem with this!!"
"One day, I will learn to play the guitar."