Jason's "Stats"

• FIRST NAME- Jason
• MIDDLE- Toddrick (I know, its odd. Hell, it even has the word "ODD" in it.
• LAST:- Go ahead and guess...

All that age related stuff: I am twenty-one turning twenty-two on August 10, 2004. I was born in '82 and have the Zodiac sign of Leo.

"The Second names": These are my nicknames I have gained over time. Some have explanations why and who I got the name from.

• "Jason from Florida!/Florida Jason"- Guess who uses this one...
• "Deke/Deac"- Kube gave me this one...
• "Playah J"- No explanation shall be given for this one, ask Lewis... even though he's wrong (I'm not a 'playah', so to speak, anymore... never really was, was I?
• "Stooopid Sextoy"- Sarah S. uses this one. No further explanation needed. "YA'LL!"
• "Sex-J"- Sarah's friends use this one...
• "J"- Sara used this one, until I told her not to because I was tired of it... and everyone was using it.
• "Jay"- Quite common these days.. no one in particular uses it.
• "Jase"- Short for Jason, very common one used.
• "Jas"- Pronounced Jass, like ass with a J. Allison calls me this because everyone else was using Jase.
• "Zeke"- Jennifer was really high one night and just started shooting out names for my pet turtle and then decided to call me Zeke as well. She says I looked like my turtle that night.
• "Zero"- I had a really bad surfing day one summer (years ago) and didn't pull off anything and just kept spilling. I was a chump that day, a nothing. So, they called me Zero as a joke since I had 'nothing' and if it were a competition, I woulda gotten some fat zeros. Now it is used for a short version of ZeroDeacon, too.
• "ZeroDeacon"- Deaconry means lifeless, so some surf boys used my old ZERO name from the summer and meshed it with deaconry when I had a stellar last March. The name woulda meant nothing lifeless, zerodeaconry, as in there is nothing lifeless about me (at least on that day). However, deaconry sounded dumb so they just used Deacon. Deacon is also a name and another word for a church official. However, I am NOT a church official. So, the name ZeroDeacon works that way as well. Nothing church official about me, hehehe.
• "DeaconSlade"- Just a name mumbled together for internet purposes.
• "Todd"- Part of my middle name. My sister uses this one a lot, because she thinks, and I quote, "Jason is so plain, Toddrick is two names and isn't right, Rick is just a bad name, and all your nicknames are overused or shouldn't be at all. Todd sounds like an older brother name anyway." So, she calls me Todd.
• "Slots"- Dad calls me this when he thinks I am doing something stupid or going to. It means I am like a gambler at a slot machine. Wanting to walk away from the oppurtinuty to basically not win, but can't because temptation, curiosity, faith, and ... some other word I forgot... are too strong and so you get sucked in.
• "Jazz"- Dion calls me this because he says when I weeve on the boardwalks with my skateboard, its improv and jazz. He's a funk soul brotha, so don't ask. Heheh.
• "Drake"-Name sister used for two days (this was during her perfect-name-for-me-hunt phase) until she decided it sounded like some 80's soap star. I never listened to her when she called me that either, so that coulda had something to do with it.
• "BB"- I hate this one. Nox calls me this because he's a fuck and lives to piss me off and mess with my head, right fucker? Playin. Anyway, this one stands for Barreling Boy, because I like off-shore and barreling (surfing term)
• "Shaker"- I shake, what can I say? No, its an expression we use in our surf lingo within our usual surfin 'group'. Its a term for those who pull off a close one or gain speed when someone is surfin on the same wave behind you. I've been known to do this multiple times, break away, but that's because I am scared shitless of gettin wrecked up in someone else's board cords if we collide so I surf for my life, brah!
• "Sexpot"-That was the name written in my yearbook as a greeting 'HEY SEXPOT!' Its never used, because it reminds me of Tom Jones' SEX BOMB and I hate that.
• There's more, but I don't feel like doing names anymore. Moving on.

Family Stuff:

• Mom- "Mom" (Caroline, actually)
• Dad- "Pops" (Dad, or "B")
• Sister- "Lindz", "Zay", or "LOZER"... Actually, it is Lindsay
• Brother- I got shafted and got stuck with a sister (see above)...
• Animals: Turtle: Its name is "Zeke" according to Jennifer and 'Gorgeous' George according to the friends who mock Steve Irwin. Dog: "No Name" ...or "DOG" is now the family pet and my dog's I have now are an Australian Shepard and a Husky

We no longer have a hamster... (For those wondering what happenned to it, it didn't die or run away.. we gave it to the Brits down the street...

School Stuff: I used to attend college, but took time off realizing it wasn't for me... just not yet, that is. I plan to go back, one day, someday, when I get MYSELF figured out, first.

Livin quarters: I am currently OUT of the state of Florida and will be for an "extended leave of absence". I miss it though and WILL be returning as soon as possible. (LONG STORY) I had moved away from home (CB) on the east coast of FL over to the gulf coast of Florida for school, but then dropped out, and have lived there ever since (Autumn of '01) until my recent move up north for a month, at least. (AGAIN, LONG STORY) Anyway... I have lived there in Florida forever. Used to be up in the Ft. Lauderdale area, but moved here in Cocoa Beach when I was just going into seventh grade. The house we live in was rented out to us by my dad's firm. It sucked, and still does, because we have to keep the place cleaned up, no tacking posters to the wall, and no ruining of anything basically. The REAL shitty part about my house, it is designed like a summer beach house and is covered in PINK interior shit which my sister and I had no clue about until we were shown the furnished and finished interior a week before we moved in. Pictures of house on house page...

How do I get around? Well, I used to drive a Jeep Wrangler SE in black, but I traded it in this summer sometime for a Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited in Black. I did this because I am going to be taking the car to college and need one to fit all weather types. I also scoot around on a "skit" (skateboard), rollerblades, a lil freestyle bike that is Drake's (Eurey Drakinson) but he grew WAY out of it and its been at my parents' house ever since, and of course, I do the heal-toe action (walking).

I love to : Surf, surfing is what takes up a lot of my time. Either that or just being out on the beach. I also love to meet new people in the summer or whatever. Its a tight (nice, phat, cool) feeling to know people from all around the U.S. or even, the world.

But I hate to: Get sunburned. I am in the sun enough to wear sunscreen and still get a nice tan. I also hate to meet the most amazing people during the summer and then realize that they live elsewhere and have to leave eventually.

When I �grow up� I will: Most likely still be living in Florida still surfing... and/ or being a really good dad. I wanna be a good, fun, father figure.

Five years ago I was: I was 17... mmm, memories..

Right now I am: Doing whatever makes life worth living... and keeping a stable mind on things. I am really maturing and figuring myself out. I am becoming a better MAN.

Five years from now I�ll be: SURFING...

I get bored with: Dull people. If a date doesn't talk, smile, laugh, or show some sign of a lively personality... I get bored. I also get bored with, well of course, repetitive stuff. If you-... bah, can't explain it all. Just ask.

But I get excited when: I have a good run (surifng) or find a girl with a killer (amazing) personality and a unique sense of style (whether it be appreance, or lifestyle)and who is open minded.

I�ve traveled: Many states. Ummm, I have been to Hawaii but my dream is to go to Australia and see THAT surf. Although, the PIPELINE was a trip to see... and even surf, though it wasn't as easy as it seemed. I biffed out a lot.. and gave up after a near death experience. Been to Europe and as far as Nepal and India... Went to Swizterland for a snowboard/ski expedition...

I'd like to vacation in: Hawaii, again...Australia is always a dream. I'd like to hit Europe again for a bit, but not too long.

I�m going to surf until: Hell, whenever my joints don't work. Surfing can be a lifetime hobby.

I can�t get my mind off of: How bad I want to start surfing REGULARLY again.

When I�m not surfing I: Hmmm, doing whatever kills time, whether it carries some sort of interest in itself or not.

When nobody is looking I: Test out ym facial expressions...

This year my board and I are going to: REUNITE! I have several surfboards that are just dying to taste the salt water again... I need to dedicate more time to it, you know?

That is all for now. More will be added as I feel like putting it up.

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