| well before you were born, a man had a vision to build a band out of the 5 hottest men alive. He planned on calling this band Fleetwood Mike. After much searching he had gathered the 5 hottest men of all time: Glen Smith, Mike Fleetwood, Dave Forney, Greg Tomalesky, and Robert Van Winkle. After months of practice the band was ready to make it big. Unfortunately, the night before their first big show in L.A., Robert Van Winkle left the band, saying that he was all about "Going solo, in his 5.0 with his rag top down so his hair can blow." So as a last minute choice, Fleetwood Mike was forced to call on Chris Yakacki, far from one of the hottest men alive. After a long stretch of playing birthday parties and male strip clubs the band realized they were going nowhere with their owner and decided to make it on their own. They began practicing at Mike's house in Shrewsbury, Pennsylvania, where it turned out that the other members of the band lived as well. You may think it odd that 4 of the 5 hottest men of all time lived in Shrewsbury. We at Fleetwood Mike consider it fate. They have now been together for over 2 years and have devoted all of their talent (what little there is) to fighting all that is wrong with the music industry. What with all the bad rappers and no-talent hacks that are making millions now-a-days these boys have their work cut out for them. They are looking for anyone to help them in their battle against bad music rising to popularity so if you wish to join their forces please email them. And the Fleetwoodteers continue................. |
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