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| Well first things first, let's figure out who is in the band shall we? : | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| First, let's introduce Fleetwood Mike himself: Mike Fleetwood. This young lad plays bass in the not so popular quintet. Mike is a 20 year old stud of a man, who looks remarkably like Dennis Rodman, the Worm. It is in this man's house that we play oh so often while his | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| family pretends that they like hearing our sissy soft core hits flowing melodiously through the walls. Mike would like to say "Let me tell ya something......" and so on for about an hour or so on for about an hour or so on for about an hour or so on for about an hour or so. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Next but not least is the man who claims he is 51% of the band, Mr. Chris Yakacki. You might be saying to yourself "wait a minute, self, don't they have a song titled 'Chris Kacki.'?" Well very good, hippy. Yes that song was written for Chris. I don't know why it's called Chris Kacki | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| instead of Chris Yakacki either. Chris plays the guitar and is known to let an earth shaking solo rip out every once in a while...... like every song. He writes all of the guitar lines and that's usually how most of our songs get started--exciting eh? Chris would like to say "If there are any ladies out there who are interested, uhmm size doesn't really matter right? ok so I'm available any day of the week, uhmm any time, just give me a call alright? I need this. My number is 235-639 ....." uhoh, better guess that last number. I'll give you a hint [ 9+ x =12 ]. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dave is the drummer of the group. You may assume that he has such a good beat because of his African ancestors and all of their rhythmic drum beats. Unfortunately, this is one trait that was not passed down to David. But the art of simplicity was passed on to Dave. This allows | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dave to reproduce drum beats from great songs such as "We Will Rock You" and "Waiting For My Ruca." All in all, Dave is a genius at work whenever he sits behind those skins. He would like to say" Yeeeah boyyyyyyyz, give a shout out to my homies from the hood yo! Peace in the east and DMX rules*" *Warning--Dave's views on DMX are not shared by the rest of the band and are also believed to be induced by heavy drug usage. We believe that Dave does not truly like DMX as he has never been one to listen to bad rap. No offense DMX but I am white and I can write a better rhyme anytime than that crap you call rap. |
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| Then of course there is Greg. What doesn't this boy do? Well, for starters, he doesn't smell very nice. But that's not all folks, he doesn't play guitar, and he doesn't sing that much. However, he plays the hell out of that sax. He's been known to hang with Bleeding Gums Murphy | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| and just wail all night long. Unfortunately Greg put a move on Bleeding Gums, causing him to pass on, much to the distress of lil' Lisa, who we all know and love. Recently Greg's been seen running naked through town late at night screaming "Je suis desole, mais je suis paeguea." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Then there's Glen. He sings. It's better if you don't know that much about him. You might become another psycho fan who wants to be with him. I understand that's not fair to assume everyone will become psychotic, but it's just a safety precaution. Thanx for understanding. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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