A/N: This is going to be fun! ^-^;; I’ll try and keep the characters as in-character as I can. . ^-^;; These questions are so fun! But, for some parts, I’ll just *have* to make it out of character, because that’s the funnest part of writing fanfiction, making them do funny things! This is going to be long...so.. long and tiring.
The Questions!
These questions are from Jaden.
Q. to Hiead-sama: Hiead-sama!! We all know that you're a cold, heartless bastard (which is why I love ya!! ^^) But there is a lil speck of kindness in there too. Tell meh, would you consider dating anyone on GOA or GIS and if so, who and why?
Hiead: Dating? How can you even think that I would even devote a MINUTE of my time to such a stupid thing? It is a pathetic excuse for “human comfort” and it takes away time from training. I would sooner slaughter all of them than even think about your pathetic question.
Yaten: O.O;; Hiead-sama....*sniffles* He’s scaring me...
Q. to Hiead-sama: Also, do you ever sleep? I have never seen you actually sleep unless you were manually knocked out with sleep-gas.
Hiead: Of course I sleep, even I, with my incredible Goddess Pilot abilities, must sleep. But I hate it. It lets me rest, true, but it, as your pathetic “dating” thing does, takes away time from my training. Training is the most important thing, save beating that damn Enna. Sleeping gas? Oh yes, that nurse wasn’t strong enough to stop me. None of them are, nor will they ever be.
Yaten: ^-^ Hiead-sama is right! None of them will ever be as strong as the almighty Hiead-sama..
These questions are from zero.
Q. to Zero: Zero, how do you get your hair to stay in that position?
Zero: Well...it’s a mixture of reaaaaally scientific stuff, and some good ol’ fashioned...uh...stuff. Yeah, that’s it.
Kizna: *sigh* Zero, you have *no* idea, do you?
Zero: No..not really.
Q. to Hiead-sama: hied, Will you EVER be nice to Ichny?
Hiead: Nice? I do not have to be nice to my Repairer. She just needs to do her job, and that’s all she will ever do. If she can’t do that, then I feel she needs to be shaken. To answer you question, no.
Yaten: Shaken, or stirred?
Hiead: Shut up.
Yaten: Okie Dokie!
These questions are from D-chan
Q. to Force: Haha! You got beat up! XD Uhh... Yeah, the question. How does it feel... To know you got your ass kicked... By a candidate of lower status than you? *giggles*
Force: I did not get beaten, it was...it was a fluke, A FLUKE! *runs off sobbing*
Yaten: Um....next question!
Q. to Hiead-sama: How do you get that little poof of hair to be brushed over like that? @_@ Gel? Mousse? Comb? The fridged iciness that radiates from your very soul? Did I mention you're gorgeous? *_*
Yaten: I wonder..hmm...^-^ time for a little fun...
Hiead-sama: Fridged iciness? No, it’s my incrediable ability, my talents, my beautiful body and and--
Hiead: YATEN! STOP ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS!
Yaten (formally known as Hiead-sama): Gomen nasai!!
Hiead: Women.... My hair? Fridged iciness? This little “poof of hair”, as you call it, I brush over with a simple comb. Nothing more. Unless you were looking for a more poetic answer, then you can just read Yaten’s.
Yaten: What’s wrong with mine? You know you’re hot!
Hiead-sama: Hot? Oh yes, much more attractive than everyone else, I know. OH, and D-chan? Gorgeous couldn’t even BEGIN to describe the incredible beauty of me without my shirt and--
Hiead: I’m going to kill you.
Yaten (or, formally know as Hiead-sama): Ano...gomen nasai again!!
Q. to Roose: My-most-favoritist-MK bishie-that-I-love-to-pair-with-Yamagi-kun... Can I have a hug? ^_^
Roose: *blushes* Um, well, a hug? I guess it couldn’t do any harm.... *shyly hugs D-chan*
Q. to Yamagi: May I call you... Chibi? @_@
Yamagi: Chibi? What does Chibi mean?
Yaten: It means...er...maybe I shouldn’t tell you.
Yamagi: No, tell me!
Yaten: It means, ..little.
Yamagi: WHAT?! I’M NOT SHORT! I’M..NOT..SHORT! *runs off to find his indestructable weapon of doooooom, ..too bad it’s on the top shelf! You’re in luck this time, D-chan! ^-^*
These question are from Isaacy
Q. to Clay: WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THE
~~cricketcricket~~
Yaten: Um...okay.
These questions are from Blue Masquerade
Q. to Ikhny: What is it about you that makes everyone want to pair you with Hiead? I've been wondering this for a looong time.
Ikhny: Oh my! I-I don’t know! I mean, we don’t seem to be very compatiable...we can’t even talk together! Maybe, maybe because we’re partners...but...I...*runs off crying*
Yaten: That’s the second one today!
These questions are from Olya/ cardcaptor girl
Q. to Hiead-sama: All right, Hiead-sweety(ahem, -sama, that is...), now would you please be kind enough to tell me what you think of my new fanfic about you and (whomelse) - Ikhny? I KNOW you read it, so don't try to cover it up, garnet-eyed boy. Did you like my "The Strong and the Weak"?
Hiead: Sweety? If I ever see your face again, I’m going to bash your face in with a metal pipe. Your new “fanfic” about me and Allecto? If I were to tell you my true thoughts, I’m afraid that Yaten--however weak and pathetic and lower than me she may be--will attempt to strangle me--unsuccessful-- for she is a “Hiead+Ikhny” fan. The Strong and the Weak? Surely, I am the strong. Allecto must be the weak.
Yaten: ....I don’t think you answered the question, Hiead-sama..
Hiead: I couldn’t, oh pathetic one.
Yaten: *sniffles* Hey...
Q. to Ikhny: Ikhny, everybody knows that you are a little psycho (with a little dark side), yes I'm talking about that time you sabotaged Zero's pro-ing...so did you do it because you love Hiead so very very very much? (oh well, you do anyways in my story)
Yaten: Um...Ikhny still seems to be crying, so I think I can answer this for her. Hmm...I think she did it because, besides the psycho thing, she wanted him to approve of her. That, or she’s madly, MADLY in love with him.
Ikhny: *sniffles* I just want him to approve of me, Yaten!
Yaten: Yeah..sure..
This isn't a question, but I would just liked everyone to know that I'm THINKING on PLANNING on writing another MK fic, after I'll finish with my present one. And it will be called "Abuse", no more no less, we all know who it is. (^_^) RATED *R*! Ahem, Ikhny stars in it, angsty and traumatized as usual and as much as possible. (^_^)
Ikhny: *gulp* Oh my...
Yaten: Yay!
These questions are from niO
Q. to Teela, Hiead-sama, Kizna, and Gareas: what brand hair dye do you guys use? (Gareas, AND Teela are NOT on the liiiiist!) *rounds up Teela and Gareas*
Teela: Hair...dye? I don’t dye my hair..
Hiead: Why must I be asked these infernal hair questions? I do not use any sort of..dye on my hair. It is perfectly natural.
Yaten: YEAH! His pretty hair is perfectly natural!
Kizna: Um...*smile* I guess that’s for me to know, and you to find out!
Gareas: Well, since you asked..*whispers* Green 14! It’s the best!
Teela: *whacks Gareas with a pen* SSSH!
Q. to Teela: don't you ever get cold with that bathing suit thing on all the time? i mean, space should be really really cold, right? (unless the ship has a really good heating system)
Teela: GOA does have a heating system....but, I do get a little chilly sometimes. *sigh* It’s just that Crow *insists* on me wearing this revealing bathing suit, and, well, you know.
Yaten: Um...
Q. to Clay: when you push your glasses up your nose with your middle finger (in the anime), is it because using the middle finger was more convienient, or that you're trying to discreetly swear at us all?
Clay: I...what are you implying? That I wish to swear at you, the audience?!
Yaten: Yup.
Clay: It just so happens..that...that..
Yaten: That...?
Clay: THAT I AM! AAAAAHAHAHA! *runs around in happy circles* I’M SUCH A BAD BOY! AAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Yaten: No...your the smart one.
Clay: *breaks down in sobs* I KNOW! I KNOW!
These questions are from UE
Q. to Ikhny: i don't have any questions for you. i just wanted to let you know that i think you suck.
Ikhny: *walks back in, all happy and calm. Notices the question* W-what? Why would someone...oh god, I knew it! I’m a failure! Hiead doesn’t approve of me! *runs off sobbing, again*
Yaten: God damn it..that was meaaaaan, UE! She may be a little crazy, but that’s no reason to hurt her feelings! *tsk, tsk!*
Q. to Azuma: what's your favorite brand to smoke? wait, if megami kouhosei takes place so far in the future, why do they even still have cigarettes? you'd think it'd be something kewler, some miniscule pill that gives you an instant high or something. why don't you try those, azuma?
Azuma: Cigarettes happen to be my favorite past time, all right? A..pill that gives you an instant high? Hey! We have enough to worry about on our hands, we don’t have time to be giving cigarettes names, or making some pills to give us highs! We’re *trying* to save Zion, here!
Yaten: Uh...yeah!
Q. to Roose: do you even want to become a pilot? and if so, why?
Roose: Well, I..I do want to become a Pilot! I want to stay with Yamagi--
Yaten: Roose and Yamagi slash, people, it’s the newest thing!!
Roose: And...I want to protect Zion. Besides, Yamagi is ever so nice to me, even if he does..hit me sometimes. But I don’t mind that.
Yaten: *mumbling* sado-masochist. Er, ..I mean, good for you Roose!
Q. to Rio: if you were a hot dog stuck on a desert island, stranded and alone with no food whatsoever...would you eat yourself?
Yaten: Wait a minute..Rio wasn’t in the list! Yooooou fiend! Now I have to go round him up..*sigh* RIIIIOOOOO!
*thunderous footsteps are heard, and the door opens*
Rio: What?
Yaten: You have a question!
Rio: I do? Coool!!
Yaten: So..answer it.
Rio: Well, duuuuuuuuhhhhhh! Of course I would eat myself!
These questions are from Soleia Nova
Q. to Zero: would he or would he not like to date Kizna?
Zero: Eww?! Date Kizna? Wouldn’t we have to kiss and stuff?
Yaten: Oh, you’d do more than kiss..
Zero: *face turns green* Yuck... *runs away, being chased by a rabid Kizna*
Q. to Hiead-sama: Would you ever consider dating ANYONE?
Hiead: *annoyed sigh* I’ve answered this question before, haven’t I?
Yaten: Yup!
Hiead: What was that?
Yaten: Ano...yes, sir?
Hiead: Better. To answer the question, Soleia, no.
Q. to Azuma: Who designed those candidate outfits? I would SO worship the ground they walk on...
Azuma: I’m not actually 100% sure on this, but I think that Mr. Rivolde--
Yaten: Crow.
Azuma:--designed them. I told them that young boys would be wearing the outfits, but he insisted so strongly!
Yaten: Crow is a hentai. Hentai=Crow.
Azuma: If you want to worship the ground he walks on, fine, but I’d be an even better choice for that.
Yaten: Yup.
These questions are from Babyshiro
Q to Erts: Would you ever consider going out with an insane blonde like me? DO you like Kazuhi? How did your bro's death affect you? Did Garu and Ernest have something going on? More than friendship? Are you gay? Would you consider being?
Erts: Going out? I’m not so sure that I would have time to go out with..
Yaten: That means no, I think..
Erts: Kazuhi? I don’t...really have a definate opinion about--
Yaten: YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HER, ERTS!!
Erts: No...no, Yaten, I don’t.
Yaten: The next question might SCAR YOU FOR LIFE, Erts.
Erts: My..brother? How did it a-affect me? It...why would you even ask me this? It’s..It’s so wrong to ask me this! HOW COULD SOMEONE TRY AND, AND DISSECT ME LIKE SOME ANIMAL?!
Yaten: *crosses fingers* please don’t run off crying, please don’t run off crying..
Erts: *now all calm and collected* Garu and Ernest? Something more than a friendship? Well...don’t say I told you, but I heard a rumor about them cleaning up his room together. So *that’s* what those loud noises were..
Yaten: Er, Erts, they weren’t cleaning...
Erts: O...then what were they doing?
Yaten: Never mind..so, would you *please* answer the next question?
Erts: Am I gay? Well..I’d rather not discuss my--
Yaten: Just admit it, please.
Erts: ..alright, sometimes I do find myself wishing to be in the....company...of another male. Alright? Are you, happy, Babyshiro? Are you satisified? ARE YOU GLAD THAT YOU TORE THE ESSENCE OF MY SOUL APART?!
Yaten: Probably...
Q. to Clay: Do you just push up you glasses with your middle finger to curse Hiead without making it look like you did it on purpose??? Are you gay? Would you consider dating Saki? Who do you like?
Clay: What is it with this fascination with my glasses? Do they make me look sexy?
Yaten: No..and please, just answer the question.
Clay: Well...alright, sometimes I do wish to release my anger on Hiead, but don’t exactly want to get beat up..and I kind of use my middle finger. It’s quite interesting...
Yaten: ..okay.
Clay: Gay? Well, I don’t think I am. But I’m open to it! Please! LOVE ME! LOVE MEEEE! I NEED FANGIRLS! FOR THE LOVE OF A GODDESS, I NEED FANGIRLS! But, I do admit...that Hiead does have a lot of fangirls, I mean, he is quite attra--
Yaten: I don’t want to hear about your Hiead-sama obsession.
Clay: --ctive, and I could quote possibly--
Yaten: Clay is done now.
Q. to Roose: AHHH!! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CUTE AND INNOCENT??!?!! Do you like Yamagi as more than a friend? Are you gay?
Roose: Innocent? Well, I do like to stay out of trouble...it’s not very good for a person’s health, and...cute? I..*blushes* I’m not sure how to address that! Yamagi...more than a friend? Well, I’m...I’m not positive I know what you mean, and--
Yaten: Yes you do. You, and Yamagi, in love. Kissing, slash, yaoi, ya know!
Roose: *gulp* Yaoi? With Yamagi and I? It...does sound interesting, I guess. Gay...I....I...
Yaten: Come on, Roose, we know that there’s a wild crazy gay sex beast in you, just waiting to come ou-hout..
Roose: Yaten! Please, refrain from saying such things! Yamagi might hear you...
Yaten: *gasp* Does this mean you’re gay?
Roose: No! It...it..*runs off crying, very innocently*
Yaten: Damn..um...it was my fault this time, neh? OH well...
**whimper** So many questions..
Q. to Yamagi: Do you like Roose? Where your parents short? Are you gay? Does your partner scare you that bad? Why?
Yamagi: Roose? Roose is too clingy, he annoys me. S-short? I am *not* short! Were they short? I don’t care if they were short, because I’M NOT THAT SHORT! What is it with your obession of us being gay? I like girls, dang it! I bet Zero’s gay..heh...he probably--
Yaten: Answer the next question, Yamagi..
Yamagi: ..witch. My partner doesn’t scare me! She’s just...so tall. *growls* Why did I have to be paired with the tallest Repairer? It’s not right! She’s...so tall.
Yaten: Yup.
Q. to Zero: Do you like anybody? Who? Are you gay? Would you consider dating me if you knew me? Can I call you Rei? PLEASE??!!?!? Are you and Erts REALLY close?
Zero: Of course I like people! I like Clay, although he’s too smart, and Yamagi and Roose are pretty cool too! Erts is SO amazing! He’s so strong! He’s a bit creepy...but since he has such pretty eyes..and...crap.
Yaten: I guess that answers the third question, doesn’t it?
Zero: Dating? It’s that kissing stuff again! Gross...
Yaten: Zero no-no like kissing.
Zero: Rei...my mother called me Rei. You’re not my mother, are you? Do you know my mother? Nope, I don’t really like that name much. I don’t think so, anyway. Me..and Erts--close?
Yaten: Say yes! Say yes!
Zero: Okay. Yes!
Yaten: *giddily* III KNEW IT!
Q. to Hiead-SAMA: No I'm not calling you Hiead-sama! Your a deranged little boy who's caught the eye of all the girls and is making your ego grow! Sooo...Are you gay? Who do you like? And I mean really!! Don't tell me you don't like anyone in the least bit! YOU DO! You stare at Zero to much not to!
Yaten: *gasp* Hiead-sama’s perfect looks haven’t caught your attention? Yoooou freak!
Hiead: Gay? I don’t even consider females, why would I consider males? I don’t like anyone. I despise people, and I especially despise Yaten for making me answer this god damn questions.
Yaten: *dreamy sigh* Hiead-sama hates me...so cool...
Hiead: In fact, I can tell you anything I want. I don’t like anyone. Zero? I stare at that idiot because I must know my enemies, nothing more.
Yaten: *whispers to Babyshiro* He knows Zero, all right...
Hiead: Do I have to punch you?
Yaten: Oh would you? Please?
Hiead: Not anymore.
Yaten: Damn.
Q. to Ikhny: Now listen closely we have this thing in the world called Women's Rights it's where you have authority and no man is better than you meaning...WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU BITCHED SLAPPED HIEAD YET?!?!?! Come on he's asking for it!!
Ikhny: Oh no! I wouldn’t even dream of that! I could lose my position as a Repairer! Besides....Hiead is..more important than me, he can become a Pilot! And, we need Pilots to defend Zion. I...I wouldn’t even dream of slapping Hiead! That would result in ..awful things.
Yaten: Like a very smutty story, involving Ikhny, bondage and sadistic Hiead.
Ikhny: Exactly.
Q. to Kizna: Who do you like? Are you ears Fox ears or Cat ears? Why do you care what people think about you?
Kizna: Who do I like? Well...I guess Ikhny and I are friends, she’s a very sweet girl, if you can get past her Hiead stalking-ness.
Yaten: Finally, SOMEONE understands Ikhny!
Kizna: Right. My ears? Well, they’re cat ears. Why do I care?
Yaten: The same reason everyone else does, because we feel the neeeeed to be accepted in society.
Kizna: Well, actually, I just don’t like to be laughed at.
Yaten: Oh. Whatever then...
Q. to Yoshino: Could you please give me a bio on yourself? Including last name first and such. Are you gay? I really need to find out who the hell you are.\
Yaten: Yoshino kind of..disappeared. ^-^;; Gomen nasai, but I can’t find him! But I can answer you question! Yoshino’s last name is Sakaragi, obtained from the manga, and his first name, of course, is Yoshino. Actually, very very little is known about him, and his partner (in both anime and manga) is never seen or heard. He doesn’t talk with Erts much, and sometimes mocks the younger Candidates. He might be gay..*shrug*
Q. to Azuma: You like Dr. Rill don't cha? Admitt it!! ^^
Azuma: Do I like Dr. Rill? That’s not important! I find her quite..bossy and interesting, but nothing else that would..interest you.
Yaten: Notice how he paused with “bossy” and “interest”. Bossy==bondage leader! Interest==very VERY interesting stuff.
Q. to Force: Hmmm which of the seniors are you again? You look like one of the others...are you gay? Can you give me a bio on yourself? Did ya know in the fic I'm writing I'm making you the bad guy? I need you bio!!
Force: You don’t know who I am? How pathetic, just like you...in fact, I’m taking it upon myself to not even answer your dumb question! *storms off*
Yaten: Um..I guess I could answer this one as well. Uh...Force is the Senior with blue hair, and he’s kind of pale. He sort of looks like Aracd, but Aracd isn’t pale. His full name is Force Wartlliam, and his partner is Carres Gouthena. He’s rude (as you can see) and..doesn’t like it when his pride is questioned. That’s about it...
Q. to Meeee!: Can you add the pilots to your list? Come on! I gotta a lot of questions to ask Yu! And Ernest! And Garu! And Rio! And all them! ^^ Add more people!
Yaten: *keels over* I’m not so sure that I can handle having more people answer questions...maybe when I’m done with this one, I’ll add a different section JUST for the Pilots. Okay? Okay.
END
A/N: That took so long. I think Hiead-sama is going to kill me soon. Darn. Hiead had the most questions, with 8 asked. I’ll probably add the Pilots on a seperate thing soon. Maybe. MAYBE. ~DE Yaten